Better him than Putin, maybe?

You aren’t from these parts, are ye?

How about: “Sometimes, I dance around my apartment in my underwear... doesn’t make me Madonna, never will.”  This is a well written piece about one of my favorite movies.  I will drop everything and watch it when it’s on.

NO BOURSIN—what the hell is that? No ranch—Marie’s Chunky Blue Cheese Dressing with Extra Blue Cheese crumbles.

OMG we used to get outback to go and watch it...by the time the show started, we’d be elbow deep in a bloomin’ onion.

What you went through sounds so similar to shingles pain.  I had it in my scalp--the only thing that helped until the valtrex/steroid combo started doing its thing?  Bactine!  I soaked my head in it!

If I take out my contacts, all I see is that beautiful shade of blue. And that’s ok with me!

My kingdom for a black forest oreo.

Showgirls.  But make it CATS.

Every time I do something to my hand (or fingers) I say in my best moonstruck Nicholas Cage voice “MY HAND” and laugh and laugh.  Very few get it, but it makes me happy.

all.the.way.

I see you...

The best movie no one’s ever seen!

At first glance, between the picture and the title, I thought it was Elizabeth Smart.  I thought to myself, “well that took a turn, didn’t it?”

I can sympathize-I finished radiation for breast cancer three days ago, and am about to start hormone blockers. I am convinced something got away, and it will be back, no matter the after care.  I fear I am going to forever waiting for the other shoe to drop.

I have never regretted any item of clothing as much as I regret a snazzy white terry outfit made by Danskin in B Altman’s when I was in fourth grade. I begged my mother for it, and she said it will go on sale and we’ll get it then. Welp, it went on sale, and we scoured B Altman for miles around for my size. No luck.…

If you are crunched for time, or just want to have something to leave at work, Breakstone makes a 1% whipped cottage cheese.  Its converted me--throw a little everything but the bagel seasoning on there, add a slice of smoked salmon/capers/diced red onion...Perfection!

THIS is a very important thing that everyone should know about. My friends’ kids (12/13) went to help a younger child (8) struggling in the deep end of the pool. In a couple of minutes, everyone appeared ok, and the day continued. Flash forward to about 4 hours later, all three of them are in the pediatric ER, and…

Getting off effexor is hell, I have a friend who has been titrating for almost 2 years (doing it himself), and while he’s down to the most minimum of doses, is still thrown off for about a week to ten days until he gets used to it.  I’m on it full strength and my day is ruined if I miss my dosage time by more than an…

Dollar Store Casserole (not healthy, but would be fun!)