Lookin like this at 33 is what he gets for being a racist piece of shit : )

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This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

please bow your heads in 6 seconds of silence in remembrance

...he couldn’t make the effort and get out of the car.

Yeah. She did not like the ex-wife, or fruit.

My husband and I worked really hard to pick an appropriate gift for our very close, very stylish friends. They lived in a huge, meticulously decorated home and had very particular tastes. We settled on a lovely, not inexpensive artisan fruit bowl. We were both so pleased at how much they liked it. I legit saw it in…

I can’t afford a $550 keychain or anything else from them. So yes, count me in on the boycott! 

The year I sent my grandma a thank you note and she sent it back with grammar and punctuation corrections in RED INK. 

This gift wasn’t given to me personally but it was still pretty awful from my perspective:

I think of clutter as a form of constipation. When I just accumulate, accumulate, accumulate, not just my living space but somehow my entire life begins to feel blocked, congested. Change, forward movement is thwarted. There is no room for the new.

I am here for this! I love having Netflix on in the background while I pickup the house, and there are no good decluttering shows! Instead, I watch the Great British Bake Off, and then I abandon my tidying project for a baking one...

I think the following:

So last night while drinking too much and checking in on Drew for probably the 25th time that day, I decided to sketch a loving tribute. I use the term “sketch” loosely because I basically just ripped off (and for a good chunk of it I downright traced) the Death of Superman comic book cover. I don’t really understand…

This is the kind of show that I would normally mock ruthlessly.

Truck drivers are driving the trucks, not riding as passengers.

They are literally so boring that I was confused by the header image having seven members for at least 30 seconds before I realized two of them were plants.

Broccoli.

I loled at the article title, and died before I could start reading =(.