lol, my cousin actually did something like that: He threw a barbeque for all his family and friends (not the first time he did so) and it was all a bit like the above, half the crowd in sandals and jeans, and then SUPRISE, here’s a civil servant who’s going to marry him and his girlfriend, and also there’s cake.

How old is he? Why is it only the woman’s age usually included in these types of stories?

i mean there’s daddy issues and there’s DADDY ISSUES.

I moved to California
Had not seen Ridgemont High
“You really have to see it”
Said the apple of my eye
And so we went to rent
A tape of this cult hit
We watched, I didn’t laugh
For it’s a piece of shit
Fear not me stereotyping
Your standards being loose
You will again grow genius
Like Prior, Hicks and Bruce
Sedaris, Dave and Amy
An…

Though warrior women

I hear what you’re saying. But we’ve been exhausted by this for years - we women just want to exist and flourish and live our lives. You want to move forward? Awesome! We do too! So I hope you’re doing your part to help bring us forward, and not just by commenting on a blog. Call out your fellow man when you see this…

Of course Joanna Rothkopf’s boyfriend and son Timothee was polite enough to wait in line. She has been an excellent girlfriend and mother to him.

They called it a “post-mortem fetal extrusion.”, also known as a “coffin birth”.

Hey, I’m a little slow so help me out. This is obviously an attempt at a joke, but I’m struggling to find it. In what scenario would a basketball coach ever say “try a 2-for-1”? That means nothing. And, even if it did mean something (again, it does not), what’s the “2-for-1” that you are implying he tried instead?

There is nothing more difficult than standing in front of a group of people and letting silence be. (I know this from my teaching career...). It’s interesting to see the audience reaction - silence makes people so uncomfortable! Some feel the need to fill it - cheering, chanting etc - until the silence sinks in. …

Here you can almost see Harry quietly arriving at the same thought as the official Jezebel editorial policy on the Titanic: instead of hitting the iceberg, they should have gone around it.

If 30 minutes of exercise makes you 33% less likely to die, 60 minutes is 50% less likely, and 100 minutes is 80% less, then by applying a 2nd-order polynomial fit we find that 122 minutes of exercise will make you 100% less likely to die and therefore immortal.

I don’t know if she’s out of the woods, though. Now she has to deal with all the bad blood from the gun nuts, and she’ll never be clean of that.

While her political stances have been a blank slate until now, dipping a delicate toe into these waters is something she was going to have to do for her end game. You might not think it’s her style, but she clearly wants to speak now. Call it what you want, but everything has changed.

Thanks Hugfart.

Mostly I call BS on being asked to believe a woman acting in porn had an orgasm.

“They tend to go further than what I feel comfortable with.”

Last person I tried to have an orgasm with didn’t listen to anything I said. It was miserable. Smacking that was too hard; spitting; verbal assaults that was borderline insensitive; and the last straw was choking that I never consented too. I should probably masturbate less.

Next time: “All judges should recuse themselves from my murder trial because they support not murdering people!”

“A used condom, screaming, and porn.”