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As long as they never consumate the marriage, he can be engaged to the lady as long as he pleases.

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True, and fixed, and I apologize. But, counterpoint:

I’ve used the tactic of shutting down the pro-lifers in my IRL life who start opining about abortion, and how it destroys women’s psyches, etc with “I had an abortion. Actually, I’ve had more than one.”

I love the trigger warning for looking at Cosmo’s overly seXxxyyy images.

I think it’s just fine.

Hi. I love the blog Jezebel.com.

Ha! It reminds me of this meme that showed up on my facebook feed yesterday.

“Fucking wind...”

When your bae doesn’t like it when you spell it as Bei.

“My dad wrote a letter and paid [the crew that built it] $3 to put it in the capsule,” one local Bay City resident told MLive. “I asked him what he put in it, but he said, ‘You’ll find out in 100 years.’ Instead, it was 50. I know he left a message for us five kids.”

Jesus fuck. IT’S JUST LIKE WHEN THEY PULL THE GOALIE OUTTA THE NET.

Clearasily.

She dropped him as a client and ended his skincare services.

You mean something like “True Crime”?

After having sex with his mother’s decapitated head...