Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

Not sure if this is crazy enough but I got pregnant in our church parking lot by my equally horny Jesusy boyfriend. Our son is now 22 and we have been married for 21 years. We do anal on both of us.

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Is this the thread where I share my emotional pain experienced during sex?

As a survivor,this was extremely triggering, but also provided me with validation. I was the victim of rape in a situation similar to the drugged girls in the video. My anxiety and OCD reared their ugly heads like never before. I fell into a depression, I almost had to leave college. My attacker has faced none of…

Anyone besides me do the full-on ugly cry at the end of Homeward Bound, after Shadow the Golden (who spent days trapped in a hole and his fellow pets refused to leave him) finally comes into view after the other 2 pets have long bounded to the house, and everyone has given Shadow up for dead? When he finally limps…

I was so angry at you for making me tear up, then I was like “Damn my eyes were dry and this feels good.”

Sorry your heart is too cold and dead to appreciate the cuteness of kitties’ jelly bean toes.

“Trump rally tonight! Who’s in??”

I was told to throw personal questions back at people who ask this: “when’s the last time you declared bankruptcy?” “When’s the last time you had an orgasm?” “What’s your credit score? Oh, that’s none of my business? WHAT BETTER ADVICE TO TAKE THAN YOUR OWN??!!”

It’s an obnoxious thing to ask anyone. It’s none of your goddamn business, and if a couple wants to have children it will probably come up organically. You know, like when she shows up pregnant.

*forwards article to my mother*

It appears that the problem is spreading across the world.

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

This is seriously the best thing I’ve ever seen. I usually really love the week in tabloids. And this was better.

In one of his tweets about Jon Stewart, he accidentally wrote “losers and haters” rather than “haters and losers.” As someone who lives with OCD, I have to wonder: does that haunt him?

woman does thing, is happy. society burns.