But Cooper has never won?

I would hate to have my towels out and showing even if they were neatly folded as such.

I rang Janet Reno up at work one day a few years ago. I was the only one that recognized her because all of my employees were 18.

Omg I’ve sat exactly where Wilmer is sitting.

WHAT ABOUT MATT MCGORRY

My new spirit animal.

I’m never thirsty and can go days without water or liquids. Is there something wrong with me?

I’m glad someone else was thinking it.

lol

Okay but the size, even when squished into different letter shape things, is very intimidating. I have a hard time getting regular tampons in. Can you feel it inside of you at all times? I have so many questions that I suppose will only truly be answered if I try it myself.

I don’t buy it.

I know, I was just fantasizing about It Could Happen To You.

I think you mean Bridget Fonda.

Wow. Channing’s tweet made me look up his video from Lip Sync Battle and maybe it’s the hormones but I def teared up.

How do you pocket dial in 2016?

I didn’t even care, he can cut in front of me anytime. We were next anyway so on the ride our carts were next to each other from time to time. They were just making out, not even playing.

It was the Toy Story game ride thing in California Adventure. We were in the fast pass line because I had a broken foot and he asked to cut and I think I just nodded because I couldn’t make words.

One fact I didn’t make up about John Stamos: I let him cut in front of me for a ride at Disneyland. He had two girls at his sides. He kissed them both on the ride. He looked like a Greek God.

Crying at work.

This girl did this today and it’s totally amazing