My dad would book us late night/early morning flights so he could bring six year old me looking all tired and pathetic so they would bump us up. Worked every time.

I have every holiday barbie and her matching ornament. Help.

ilu Bobby for this. #71 is probably from Beaches huh?

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I was close to ten and my mom told me I had a fake smile and a fake laugh. I’m almost 30 and I still don’t know how to do either.

I’m kiiiiiiiiiiind of judging you.

Is it worth it? Let me lurk it:

Mine are one in the same. Ten days a year :(

I grabbed this by accident one day thinking it was maple coconut water. Took a sip, spit it out. It tasted like a tree.

The French Stewart one was a fav. There’s so many. I cried.

Please stop roasting my goddamned shoes. This is not current but I read these tweets today for the first time and it’s my new favorite thing. I would like to spread the joy.

Will watch for Jack Lacy and Anders Holm.

It’s Wednesday, I’ll allow. Yell away.

I guess I just love it because it’s not all traditional or pink everything. It’s very Kanye.

Okay but I love it.

This is me. I am her.

This just blew my mind. Is this common for actors to have stand ins for shooting TV shows?

That’s cool and all but when you have to be back at work at 2am for Black Friday, you still don’t get to spend it with your family because you’re trying to sleep before waking up at 1 am.

I’m drooling.

Shout out to Lucy and Goldie.