I’m four years older than her but I was in 10th grade in 2001 so now I’m really confused.

Here to tell you I watch Scrubs at least once a year.

Taylor just made me feel old and I’m not even old :(

Oh I remember those days.

The last time I was dumped, I took it really hard. I thought to myself, “if this guy won’t be with me, no one will.” I had been what I thought was the best version of myself. Let me tell you, four years later, it had nothing to do with who I am. Sometimes people just don’t work. It’s hard to realize it at the time…

Your story really helped me and made me feel better about feeling similar things. So, thank you.

Same. They’re great if I don’t want to spend hours in a salon.

I dated a guy that didn’t let me fart in front of him for six years. So with the next guy, I did after the third date. He said, “might as well get it over with now.” A month later he asked to pull my finger, I farted, then he asked me to be his girlfriend. Fast forward five years, this morning, to me waking up and…

So much stress in one comment.

I don’t want to cry while watching anything Lucille Ball related unless it’s because I’m laughing so hard.

People who write Yelp reviews about their tattoo shouldn’t get tattooed.

At an uncle’s wedding, my dad handed me what I thought was an apple cider. It was champagne. He thought it was hilarious. Nine year old me was not amused.

If it makes anyone feel better, my mom got over her nightmare phase and we’re all good now. :)

Some greens, some protein, some mushrooms, some tomatoes, some cucumbers, some tamari, some olive oil and some sesame seeds.

Thank you for putting Lena right before Yoko so it was easier to skip both at the same time.

She’s not wrong though.

Yes, I do.

You’re funny.