This is my fav. ALWAYS makes me cry.

I worked at the same retail chain for ten years but at five different locations. Two of the locations were fifteen miles apart and the difference between customers were polar opposites. I spent the last four years at the location where the customers were everything you wrote about. It really takes a toll on you…

Yes but these people don’t dance or cheer.

They do so much during games and off the ice. A lot of charity events. They have raffle tickets at watch parties and it all goes towards the Kings Care Foundation. They are a great crew.

The LA Kings has an Ice Crew because there are a handful of guys on it too.

Who have an actual job.

His name is Chase.

Def not Lee.

For someone who owns over 300 VHS’, this seems fun.

I can’t seem to get the cat hair out of the washer and/or dryer. Every wash, I fold the clothes and find hair clumps. Every. Time.

Just give us what we want.... a reality show.

My Mormon boyfriend planned this one for me! Then a year later he started drinking.

Close, a Christian.

If the doctor were to have preformed some sort of test to prove that I wasn’t, and tell my mom, my plan was to blame a tampon or something.

You could have stopped at, “I was in Utah.” and won.

He told her I was but I was not ;) He didn’t even check. He just had me sit in there for a minute.

I was 17 and my mom took me to her gynecologist to have him tell her if I was a virgin or not.

My friends surprised me for my 21st birthday by taking me to Chuck E Cheese’s. We were there for six hours and only had one complaint about our language. At the end of the day everyone gave me their tickets. It was my best birthday ever. And if you’re wondering, we did this because none of us drank at the time. Now we…

My mom installed the same software but didn’t tell me for over a year. I had a friend whose screen name was like IEffedURMom and she asked why I had such terrible friends that would talk about her that way. After the a year had gone by she printed everything I had written about her and made me see a therapist. So then…

My dad.