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It will be such a nice change from when Gary Goodyear, avowed creationist, was given the Science & Technology portfolio in 2008 and said on the record that he didn’t think his creationist views, or in point of fact his lack of acquaintance with hard science, would get in the way of him doing the job. And the bastard…

I explained North America to my European cousins like this: we are an apartment complex, America is that giant party that wont end even though the apartment is being wrecked and seems fun but when you get inside its only fun for a certain type of people. Mexico is directly below and is doing their own thing, and…

It’s horrible when people (like Kevin) blames a fan trying to catch a foul ball (Steve Bartman) when the game was lost AFTERWARDS by Dusty Baker, who sort of stared into space while his starter and team unraveled. Fans reach for foul balls. And managers are suppose to manage. Especially in the biggest game in…

R.I.P. Stephen Strasburg’s right arm, 1988-Sometime in the Fall of 2016

An update for you, as a Pens writer myself- thus far the little guy, Trey, has gotten 2 pucks, a jersey, a stick, and last I saw was with the teams’ PR staff, apparently to head into the locker-room with them to meet the players from what I gathered. While the old guy was booed out of the arena right afterward and…

Another great thing about adulthood? You can buy your own pucks. It’s great, you should try it.

Yep, sorry friend. You’re also not allowed to go play in the McDonald’s PlayPlace even if your mother always refused to take you when you were little.

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The real tragedy here is that Bartolo Colon failed to get out of the stadium in time to make it to Old Country Buffet before they closed for the night.

He could have said it was a mikvah, but having a girl over named Christine kind of blew that excuse.

Seeing the profane reactions by Eagles fans in Weatherford’s mentions was actually quite shocking. I had no clue any Philadelphians could figure out how to post on Twitter, let alone afford a smartphone.

Boohoo. Go to some insufferable Cardinals forum to bitch about the game not being played “the right way.” It’s the playoffs, it’s exciting. Get over it.

You said that an article, the sole substantive point of which was to say that Bautista’s bat-flip was cool, was proof that its author is a huge dick. I’m having a hard time grasping how that would not be about the bat-flip.

u sound mad offline

Good Kinja.

Who hurt you?

solid kimchija

Everyone always talks about how European it is, but Toronto really has a lot of Seoul.