Completed agree. But DS and loooves to give Simmons shit. For what reason, I don’t know.

What the fuck, man. At least that explains all my friends texting me asking if I needed bail money.

Yeah, man! Tuned in for the second half of the game, and noticed a woman doing color.

Thought #1: “Hey, there’s a woman doing the color. How about that?”

You forgot his love of Nazi memorabilia.

Seriously she at least brings good commentary to the booth and doesn’t champion horrific ignorance on her social media like Schilling did.

+ a penchant for storing and possibly wearing old German military uniforms.

Yeah who gives a shit about male or female? I am more concerned with their ability to do the job. And given the talent pool of the announcers we could use some more women so that we can get some people with actual talent.

I logged in to say this exact same thing. That woman was excellent, much better than those two doofuses.

You know, maybe it is just the audio aspect of it. I kind of agree. But I prefer a male voice, with more bass, with xenophobic opinions, who occasionally costs taxpayers millions of dollars in public funding for a failed video game, and doesn’t totally believe in evolution.

Mendoza is one hundred times better at this than Kruk and Schilling are.

To be fair, I don’t want anyone with titties calling baseball games for me either, which is why I’m thrilled that Curt Schilling is still suspended.

I’ll only listen if you give me some promo codes. I’m jonesin’ for some promo codes man!

It seems like Williams was utterly unable to carry out his job by doing anything other than making plans and sticking with them, unique circumstances be damned

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If there is any NFL team that would hire a Haskel, word has it the Patriots are interested.

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Oh god dammit. So good. So bad. As a feminist, I feel so bad laughing at this....fuck.

This team is so fun to watch. Even their defense is great, and is a good part of the reason for their astronomical run differential. The team didn’t miss a beat when Tulo went down — in fact, Ryan Goins stepped up and suddenly began hitting over .300, and defensively the trio of Goins / Pennington / Barney is very…