This argument makes very little sense. There are many, many injustices in the world, and there is no rule that we must address them starting with most to least grievous. If so, we fall down this slippery slope to a place where the only thing we are allowed to criticize is murder, or genocide. I mean, it sounds dumb,…

Simmons gave a minor critique of his employer, and maybe went slightly beyond the bounds of what can be reported with 100% certainty in line with "journalistic standards", and he gets suspended for 3 weeks.

the fucking bullshit bombs were never heard because espn bleeps their own damn podcasts

Naw, dick.

The second seal. (The first was Olbermann making sense to everyone.)

The apocalypse is nearing.

"He's done. 3 weeks. Nothing."

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

I'm from South Georgia. Paula Deen's kind of accent is very clearly overly affected because she's trying to display a certain persona for her national audience. It's clearly mockable. I've heard a hundred thousands y'all's in my many years in rural Georgia and very few of them sound like that.

Did she drop a "librul meedea" reference? I feel like that's a vital spot on the Bigot Bingo Board.

No shit, genius. He's writing it how she pronounces it. Are you going to tell us about the important difference between "wint" and "went" now?

Yes, I know, dammit, but yawl is how she says it. There's a pronounced "w" before she gets to the "l" that just isn't there in "y'all." And, given that she's working so goddamn hard to sell this phony affected accent, I figure I should honor it by transcribing it the way she actually says it.

I don't know which shows currently are in production and which aren't, but I'll watch the shit out of Iron Chef America. Is that in production, or are they reruns?

Now that's one house Frank Luntz knows how to get in order.

Just so you know, you don't get the stink off you. We smell it through your cologne. You think it's eau de toillete, we smell the toilet.

I don't know who you are but you aren't an Aaron Sorkin character, we don't need you on that wall, so go pedal your line to people who can't tell the difference between cynicism and…

Huh—I would've guessed pancake house would've been involved in Luntz's version of language perfection.

Because as time has passed, we've all begun to realize how empty, shallow, and cynical his approach is. The biggest problem of the GOP in the last few presidential elections has been that they've been more concerned with the crafting and presentation of the message, than in the content of the message itself. Luntz…

I agree with everything said in this segment except for when Chris Fowler said Christian Ponder was a professional quarterback.

Yes, Winston yelling "fucking her right in the pussy" in front of his friends is the worse thing EVER. Very disrespectful. Deadspin publishing a rumor that Jeter likes his ass eaten on the other hand, is the height of maturity and journalistic integrity. Hmmm. Maybe I'm just too dumb to get it.