I only play baseball and basketball, but I'm still annoyed mine isn't on there: Fat Cock in Your Homophobic Asshole.

Hope you're flexible enough to put your foot in your mouth.

Ha, yeah, they sure as hell demonstrated the burden of the Affordable Care Act by moving to the country with fully socialized healthcare. Good economic analysis there, Brewha.

I could be totally off base here, but something tells me you're not a fan of Burger King.

Welcome to Burger King, home of the Whopper. I'm sorry.

I went to college at Northwestern, so most of my sentences start just like this one did.

Actually, we retired the Loonie and Toonie for what we like to call the Woodie and Metalie (the spelling is Quebecois). Basically, no more paper/polymer money and we use wood and steel discs (NOT coins). It's worked out pretty well so far.

This is horrible tax analysis. Burger King's headquarters are in Miami, and thus already outside the U.S.

No one in Canada gives a fuck about Burger King either. But small town Canada will start a god damn war if Tim Horton's changes in any noticeable way.

Does it really matter to you? Have you ever watched the show?

Eat more dick, trailer-trash.

It doesn't matter. Think about it. If you see some dude in the middle of the street and plow his ass down or rev your engine strike and kill him yo ass is going to jail.

Well, Tony's the one who's scared now. I hear NASCAR drivers don't fare so well in prison.

Yeah, Stewart's totally in the clear on this. It was Ward's fault for yelling at him in an unfriendly manner. /rolleyes

Kevin was sucked underneath and was stuck under it for a second or two and then it threw him about 50 yards."

racists...always trying to solve problems with cars.

How come racists always ignore Nascar when talking about out of control violent athletes and thug culture. Seriously not trying to be typical uppity white commenter that feels the need to defend every minority group, but do you really think the nfl or NBA would put up w players constantly fighting after games any time…

That doesn't work. There were no teenagers with different skin colors in the vicinity.

*drops the mic/keyboard.*

Smoke was in fear for his life. DRIVE YOUR GROUND!!! 2nd Amendment.

I did the exact same thing once at The Cheesecake Factory. You should have seen the look on that god damn kid's face when I bought up all the cheesecakes in the place. The resulting Chapter 7 bankruptcy was so worth it