I was just too aroused to think straight. FWIW, my IQ is quite high. In fact, with my nearly triple digit IQ (79), I'm the smartest person in my family.

I'm starting to think you're a closet whitey-lover.

Wanna stop by for a cocktail? Or do you have one of those "jobs" you mentioned? Gotta fresh batch from the still.

Don't need a job. Like most white people, I'm independently wealthy. I inherited about $5000.00 from a super rich relative. Bought myself a trailer AND a pick up truck. All I need is my monthly disability check and what my still pumps out.

Our degeneracy knows no bounds. I can't wait till I'm an old white dude so I can perv out on the young girls and be considered "cute".

I agree completely. They need to retract that Stephen A. Smith story immediately.

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

He's allegedly failed three drug tests since 2009, one for weed and two for coke.

"We hope that the Ukraine will soon come to its senses and stop provoking Russia unnecessarily."

Members of the hockey team from the little-known European nation of Sarcastia would also like to let everyone know that they're reeeeeeeally sorry for partying so hard. Yep, they're just allll broken up about it. Mmmm hmm, it's a damn shame how hard they partied.

I'm blown away

But, hey, at least it's a woman so it's not a "distraction".

I promise you, no one is fucking a couple of those women US curlers.

Are you Gregg Easterbrook?

All those organized crime groups are a bunch of amateurs. These guys know how to run a racket.

"It's how every group of males bonds."

I agree with you. I simply don't see how males can possibly bond without breaking each others' eye sockets with socks full of coins.

It's good to know that if I murder someone in a locker room, I'm in the clear. Seriously, no one is "making" these things illegal - they already are illegal.

In fairness, brain-damaged miscreants wandering around and begging for loose change is kind of the norm in New Orleans.

Wow, Richie Sr's inability to be.... What's the word I'm looking for? He was trying to post on the Dolphin's message board without anyone knowing who he really was.... Invisible? No... I'm going to go think about this one guys I'll be back later to edit my comment with the word I'm looking for