That’s what Eddy Murphy looks like? Huh.

Jesus, this Tom Price thing really grinds my gears. He can throw taxpayer money around like that for literally no reason other than his own comfort, and here I am freaking the fuck out about my student loan payments, ACTUALLY dedicating my career to public service. Fuck you, Tom Price.

NOT that this is in ANY WAY her fault. But if my husband popped out all my birth control pills, you can bet I’d just grab a new pack / stop sleeping with that asshole.

wait I heard it was about climate change

Yeah. I’m a high school teacher, and I used to work in a very low income district. A lot of the kids who worked did so for family landscaping businesses or under the table at family restaurants. But students who didn’t have family connections had a really hard time finding summer work. A lot of them didn’t work for…

God, right? This really frosts my cookies. If I even start to think about the level of bullshit I endured when I brought a sexual harassment complaint against a male superior I start hyperventilating. All things considered, my case was handled pretty well. But DAMN did everyone in my department doubt me, take sides,…

I definitely laughed out loud at season one. Delightful, smart humor delivered by delightful, smart people. Season two was a letdown for me, though. The storylines seemed a little forced, especially the gay theater protest thing. You want gay people out of the theater? Good fucking luck. That just didn’t make sense to…

This doc sounds fascinating and I always loved Making Faces, but hold up-Max Factor is a persons name?!

My DARE program was surprisingly great. Officers gave honest information about drug usage and got to know students. When we saw them around, they knew us by name. It seemed like a good community builder. I get the impression that my experience was not the norm, though, which is too bad.

To borrow from Michael Scott, part of me really wants to go hear Hilary speak when she comes to my area. But 70% of me is water. And the real part thinks this is WAY too soon.

That answer is BRILLIANT. All hail. Re: Fenty packaging, though. I do not love it. I thought we were ready to move on from millennial pink to yellow.

She is darling! I hope everything works out smoothly with your insurance and everything <3

I think Ipsy is the best choice for teens. It’s only ten dollars a month, they have decent sample sizes usually, and it skews drugstore with the occasional luxury item. I think that’s great because if she wants to buy a full size product, she isn’t going to break the bank. The packaging is also cute and seems aimed at…

Ugh, same. I bet they’ll keep them around for awhile just for the drama factor, though. I think all the models are super beautiful and I love the diverse range of sizes. Also I think the judges were so wrong about Kentaro’s look this week—I loved it!

I am in a sort of similar situation in that I didn’t realize just how bad the depression I was dealing with had been until I got out of it in the last month. I’m also afraid of backsliding but am trying to remember this newfound knowledge that feeling better has helped me realize—what I felt before was not how I have…

Ursula LeGuin! She’s such a defining voice of the genre, and she is so creative and insightful. I’d read anything by her, but if you like series the Wizard of Earthsea series is varied and wonderful. I also love her other classics, like The Left Hand of Darkness and The Dispossessed. Also her short stories are to die…

Fuck this shit. FUCK THIS. That’s all I got.

Classifying Brandon Jones as a PLL “star” is a bit of a stretch, no? Signed, a 32 year old who watched and loved every episode of Pretty Little Liars and REFUSES to be embarrassed by it.

I just picked up a tinted lip balm from Burt’s Bees and while I like the formula and color, the smell is horrific. It’s like a strawberry scratch and sniff sticker from 20 years ago. Blech.

I’ll admit that I like this song, but I feel like this whole reinvention is just kind of a misstep for Taylor. Like, her PR team did her wrong here. I don’t look to Taylor Swift for club beats, and I don’t want to. As a fan, I want more musicality from her. She’s so musically talented! I also just personally thought…