YEEAH CANT WAIT FOR DIS MOOVIE. NO DOUBT THEY WILL BE SHOWIN MAAHKY MAAHK STAWPING ALL THA TERRAH ON 9/11!

MAAHKY MAAHK HEEAH TAH POOAH ONE OUT FOAH MY GOOD BUDDY BILL! HEY I AINT DOIN NO CAWMEDY BIT HEEAH, IM ALL SINCEEAH! DIDJOO KNOW MAAHKY MADE A MOVIE CALLED TRAVELLAH WITH BILL, THIS WAS WICKED EARLY ON IN MY CAREEAH. MY TRADEMAAHK WICKED ACTIN SKILLS WAS NAWT YET FULLY DEVELOPED BUT YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT. WE ALSO…

AW SOUNDS LIKE A WICKED GOOD IDEAH THEEAH BRO. I STILL REMEMBAH THA DAY OF THAT BOWLIN GREEN MASSACAH, BRINGS A TEEAH TO THE EYE. IF ONLY MAAHKY MAAHK COULD OF BEEN THEEAH, THINGS WOULDA BEEN A LAWT DIFFERENT, LET ME TELL YOOSE! UNFOAHTUNATELY ITS HAAHD TAH GET THA MONEY TO MAKE THEESE MOVIES. QUESTION - CAN WE GET…

YEEAAH SOUNDS WICKED AWESOME, MEL GIBSON IS ONE OF MAAHKY MAAHKS MOST FAVORITIST ACTAHS EVAH! HOO CAN FORGET ALL THEM CLASSICS LIKE THA BEAVAH AND EXPENDABLES 3! ALSO APOCLYPATPCICPCICO LOOKED LIKE IT WUZ WICKED GOOD BUT I COULDNT UNDERSTAND NOTHIN ANYONE WAS SAYIN

WHADDA WE GAWT HEEAH, SOME SORTAH CELEBRIDDY GIMMICK TRAWLL?

I GET YAH METAPHOAH BRO! BUT SHAKE SHACK IS QUEEAH, CHECK OUT WAHLBURGAHS, I HEEAH ITS WICKED GOOD.

YOOAH FUCKIN A RIGHT BRO, MAAHKY MAAHK PUT HIS HEAAHT AND SOUL UP THEEAH ON THA BIG SCREEN IN TWO MODAHN CLASSICS, DEEPWADDAH HOARIZON AND THAT OTHAH ONE. ONCE AGAIN THA OUTTA TOUCH ACADAMY SHOWS HOW WICKED RACIST THEY IS BY NOT NAWMINATIN ANY BAWSTAN ACTAHS. EXCEPT CASEY AFFLECK BUT HES QUEEAH.

FAHKIN A, HOWD YOO GET HOLDA THIS TAWP SECRET SCRIPT!

DONT BE SPOILIN THA TWISTS IN HEEAH!

ACTUALLY YAH SMAAHTAAAS ITS RATED W FAH WICKED! WICKED AWESOME!

AWW SHIT SOUNDS LIKE A WICKED GOOD IDEAH BRO. WE GODDA DO THIS FAH TED 3! AND WE GODDA DO A PAAHT WHEEAH TED HAS LIKE LITTLE TED BABIES, HAAAH!

YEAH AINT NOBAWDY QUESTIONIN THE AAATHENTICITY OF MAAHKY MAAHKS BAWSTAN ACCENT!

MAAHKY MAAHK IS THE BIGGEST STAAH HEEAH! IM A STAAH IM A STAAH IM A BIG BRIGHT SHININ STAAH! FAH YOOAH INFAMASHUN WE AAH IN THE MIDDLE OF THA MAAHKISSANCE WHICH CAWNSISTS OF SUCH MOOVIES AS LOAN SURVIVAH, THA GAMBLAH, DEEPWOADAH HAWRIZON AND OF COAHSE TRANSFAWMAHS THA LAST KNIGHT COMIN SOON!

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM YAH UNCLE MAAHKY. PEACE AND GOODWILL AND SHIT TO ALL MEN. AND QUEEAHS. IF U BEEN GOOD THIS YEEAH THERE MIGHT BE A CAWPY OF DADDYS HOME UNDER YAH TREE. NOW YOO BETTAH SHOW YAH CHRISTMAS SPIRIT BY CHECKING OUT PATRIOTS DAY IN THEEATAHS! OR IF NOT, BE SHOAH TAH CHECK OUT YAH LOCAL WAHLBURGAHS! NOTHIN…

THEESE FAHKIN FOREIGNAHS WUZ LIKE RUSSKIES AND ISLAMS ALL IN ONE SO ITS LIKE SOME KINDA SUPAH CAWMMIE! PRAWBLY QUEEAH TOO.

YEEAH I CAN CONFIRM THIS IS THE MOST WICKED GRIPPIN MAAHKY MAAHK MOOVIE SINCE MAX PAYNE.

EYY YAH FACKIN IMPAWSTAH THEEAHS ONLY ONE MAAHKY MAAHK AROUND HEEAH! AND I GOT THA CAWK TAH PROOVE IT!

THIS IS ALWAYS A REAL TOUGH CAWL, BUT MY FAVORITIST MOOVIES OF THIS YEEAH WAS DEEPWADDAH HOARIZON AND ALSO PATRIOTS DAY. AND ALSO DADDYS HOME WHICH CAME OUT LAST YEEAH BUT IT STILL COUNTS.

EVERYBAWDY WITH WICKED AWESOME TASTE, THATS WHO!

DONT POST NO FAAHKIN SPOILAHS!