SULLY AINT NO SUPAHSTAAH, THA DUMMY LANDED IN THAT WATAH! IF MAAHKY MAAHK HAD BEEN ON BOWAAHD THIS HEEAH PLANE HE WOULDA KICKED THA FACKIN GOOSES ASS AND LANDED THA PLANE WICKED GOOD

THIS GUY ANY GOOD? YOO BETTAH BE BRINGIN YAH A GAME WHEN YOO SHARE THA BIG SCREEN WID MAAHKY MAAHK REPRISIN HIS EPIC ROLE AS CADE YEEAGAH!

DONT BE SPOILIN THA ENDIN IN HEEAH!

THANKS FOR THA LUV BRO, I'LL SEND YOOSE AN AAAHTOGRAPHED PHOTO

YEAH LOOKS WICKED AWESOME TAH ME TOO

WHOA YOO AAAHLREADY SAW THA MOVIE? DONT BE POSTIN NO SPOILAHS!

I DONT NEED THIS SHIT, FUCK YOU, FUCK AAAHL YOO!
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YOO GAWT THA TOUCH….YOU GOT THA POWAAAAAAH

YEAH I'LL TAKE MY OSCAH RIGHT NOW

THANKS BRO BUT IM PRETTY WICKED BUSY RIGHT NOW WITH AAHL MY MANY ENDEAVAAHS INCLUDIN ACTIN, RAPPIN, PRODUCIN, AND DOIN SOME WAHLBURGAHS STUFF

EY YOO FORGAWT ABOUT MIKEY, MURPHY, MIKEY FROM CHAAALHSTON, MICKEY,
MIKEY THA WOP, BIG MICKEY, MURPH, BIG MURPH, LITTLE MIKE, MIKE THA QUEEAH, MICK'S HALF REETAAHD KID, AND SULLY.

THATS OK BRO, YAH JUST OUTTA TOUCH

I GUESS SOMEONE AINT FAMILIAH WITH MY WICKED SUBTLE ACTIN IN CLASSICS SUCH AS THA GAMBLAH AND THA DEPAAHTED

YEEAH FUCKIN A I CAN'T WAIT TAH GET TAH WORK ON DADDY'S HOME 2. IT'S GONNAH BE PAAHT OF A WICKED INTAHCONNECTED UNIVERSE, WE GAWT DADDY'S HOME, DADDY'S GAWN, DADDY'S BACK, AND THEN DADDY MEETS TRANSFAWMAHS AND THEN TED VS DADDY

TELL HIM THANKS FAH PEEAHL HAAHBAH, YA QUEEAH.

GET OUDDA HEEAH YA QUEEAH

THANKS BRO, ALWAYS GOOD TAH HEEAH FROM A BIG AWNTOOWRAJ FAN

AH OK JUST CHECKIN

YOO CALLIN ME QUEEAH?

IT WAS A FACKIN WICKED HUGE DEEAL BRO, TRAFFIC WUZ SO BAD DAT NOBAWDY COULD GET TO WAHLBURGAHS THAT DAY, THIS IS THA REAL TRAGEDEE THAT THIS MOOVIE IS GONNAH EXPLOAH IN GREAT DETAIL. ALSO SOME SHIT ABOUT QUEEAH RUSSKIES SETTIN OFF A BAWMB

BAWSTAN STRAWNG!