HEY YOO CANT GO AROUND CALLIN NOBAWDY A QUEEAH IN TAHDAY'S PAHLITICLY CAHHRECT SAHCIETY. EXCEPT FAH BEN AFFLECK, HE'S WICKED QUEEAH

YOO STAAAHTIN SOMETHIN HEEAH BRO? DAWNNIE AINT GOT NONE AH THA SUBTLE NUANCE AND DEDICATION TO THA CRAFT THAT I BRING TO SUCH MOVIES AS TED AND DADDY'S HOME AND ALSO TED 2

MAAHKY MAAHK HEEAH TAH AWFICALLY CAWNDEMN THIS HEEAH TRAVESTEE OF AH TV SHOW. THIS IS A POOAH MANS SHOOTAH. YOO WANTS THE TROOH SHOOTAH, YOO GAWTTA GET WAHLBERG. AND I AIN'T TAWKIN BOUT DAWNNIE, NEITHAH.

WHOA, MAHHKY MAAHK IS IN THIS HEEAH MOVIE? NOBAWDY TOLD ME!

MAAHKY MAAHK WILL AAHLSO BE BOYCOTTIN THA OSCAHS THIS YEEAH FOAH A TOTAL FAILIAH TAH RECAGNIZE BAWSTAN ACTAHS. EXCEPT FAH MATT DAMON BUT HES QUEEAH. I MEAN WHEN DADDYS HOME DONT GET ANY NAWMINATIONS WHATSOEVAH CLEEAHLY THERES SOME RACIST SHIT GOIN AWN HEEAH.

NAHHH I SAW THIS FACKIN MOOVIE ALREADY. SPOILAH - ITS WICKED QUEEAH. GIMME THA OLD SCHOOL STAAH WOOAHS ANY DAY. NOW YOO GAWT A BROAD AND A DAAHKIE DOIN ALL THA COOL LIGHTSABAH STUFF AND SOME QUEEAH ROBAWT SOCCAH BALL ROLLIN AROUND! THIS IS WORSE THAN JAAH JAAH BINKS

THEN YOO BETTAH GET OVAH TAH BAWSTAN WHEEAH WAHLBURGAHS REIGNS SUPREME!

IM WITH YA THERE BRO

TIS THA SEESAN TAH BE FACKIN JAWLLY, AND WE GAWT A LAWT AH JAWLLY HEEAH, WHAT BETTAH WAY TAH CELEBRATE THA HAWLIDAYS THAN WITH THA GREATEST GIFT AWF AAAHLL…A BRAND NOOH MAAHKY MAAHK MOOVIE.

AW YEAH GOOD TAH SEE AWNTOOWRAJ THA MOVIE GETTIN ALL THA LOVE ON HEEAH AS ONE A THA AV CLUBS MOST FAVORITIST MOVIES OF THE YEEAH. MAAHKY MAAHK HAS A HAAHD TIME PICKIN HIS FAVORITES, AFTAH MUCH HAAHD THINKIN I HAFTA GO WITH A THREE WAY TIE BETWEEN AWNTOOWRAJ, TED TOO, AND DADDY'S HOME

MAHHKY MAAHK NEVAH WENT TAH NO CAWLEGE, I LEARNED THA HAAHD WAY AWN THA STREETS! AND NOW LOOK AT ALL MY WICKED SUCCESS IN LIFE, I GET TAH TAWK TO A TEDDY BEEAH AND GET COVAHED IN SPOOGE.

HOW DEEAH YOO BE INSINUATIN WES ALL RETAAHDS. FAH YOOAH INFAMATION, MAAHKY MAAHK GAWT HIS HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMAH AT AGE FOAHTY FOOAH, SO I AM OFFICIALLY WICKED SMAAHT NOW!

ANYONE DISPARAGIN THA GOOD NAME AH BAWSTAN CAN STEP OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW AND THA WAHLBERG BROTHAS IS GONNAH SHOW YOO WHAT WE THINK AH QUEEAHS FROM OUTTAH TOWN! DON'T BE COMIN ROUND WOOSTAH THINKIN YOOS BETTAH THAN ME! THA GOOD PEOPLES OF BAWSTAN IS THA BACKBONE OF AMERICAH! EVEN THEM WOPS FROM NAATH END!

YEAH ALL THESE GIMMICK ACCOUNTS IS WICKED QUEEAH

I HAD THA EXACT SAME QUESTION, BRO. IF YOO GAWTTA CHOICE BETWEEN ME AND FERRELL, THEN OBVIOUSLY YOO GO FAH MAAHKY MAAHK EVERY TIME. BUT THIS IS LIKE A FANTASY MOOVIE SO YOO JUST GAWTTA PRETEND AND SHIT.

NAW YOO GAWT ME ALL WRAAWNG, MAAHKY MAAHK AINT LIKE THAT NO MOOAH, I'M ALL REFAWMED AND PAHLITICLY CAWRECT THESE DAYS. I LOVE THA GOOKS!

SOUNDS WICKED AWESOME BRO, GIVE MAAHKY MAAHK A CALL AND WE'LL GET MOVIN AWN THIS. I DUNNO YAH WORK BUT HOPEFULLY YAH GAWT ALL THE AAHTISTIC INTEGRITY NECESSARY FAH TED 3. WE GAWT PLENTY AH SPARE SPOOGE LEFT OVER FRAWM THA LAST ONE SO YA DONT NEED TAH WORRY THEEAH.

THAT'S A WICKED IDEAH BRO, WE CAN DO LIKE A WAHLBURGAHS MAAAHKETING DEAL AND PUT A TOY IN WITH THA BURGAH AND CHAAAHGE LIKE FIFTY DAWLLAHS FAH IT.

HEY YOO BETTAH LIKE PAY ATTENTION AND BE KEEPIN UP WITH THA WICKED CAWMPLEX MYTHAWLAGY AND CHARACTAH DEVELOPMENT OF THA TRANSFOAHMAHS UNIVERSE OTHAH WISE YOO WONT BE ABLE TAH KEEP UP WITH THE EPIC JOURNEY OF MY CLASSIC CHARACTAH CADE YEAGAH

YEEEAH EVERYBAWDY LOVES THEM SOME TRANSFOAHMAHS! THA STOODIO LIKED MY WICKED IDEEAH AWF A NOO TRANSFOAHMAH CALLED THA WAHLBERGBAWT, IT KICKS ASS AND TALKS IN A BAAHSTAN ACCENT AND TRANSFOAHMS INTO A RED SAWX BAT TAH KICK EVEN MOAH ASS. ALL THA KIDS AAH GONNAH LOVE IT. ALSO I TOLD MY NOO PAL THA POPE ABOUT IT AND HE…