HEY YA QUEEAH MAAHKY MAAHK ONLY DOES TAWP NAWTCH MOOVIES SUCH AS TRANSFOAMAHS AGE OF EXTINCTION AND AWNTOORAAJ

YEEAH YOAH AVATAAAH IS WICKED AWESOME, THATS SOME CLASSIC MAAHKY MAAHK RIGHT THEEAH.

CLEEAHLY SOMEBAWDY HEEAH DONT KNOW GOOD CAWMEDY. MAHHKY MAAHK HAS ONCE AGAIN PUT HIS HEAAHT AND SOUL INTAH HIS PUHFAWMANCE TAH DELIGHT AAAHDIENCES WITH HIS WICKED ANTICS, AAHLL SLIPPIN ON SOME SPOOGE AND RUNNIN AWAY FROM TAWM BRADY AND GOIN SCOOBAH DIVIN AND AAHLL KINDSA TEDDY BEEAH RELATED SHENANIGANS. I MEAN, WE…

AHH YOO REHTAAHDED, EVERYBAWDY KNOWS MAGICAL TEDDY BEEAHS CANT BREATHE UNDAHWATAH.

RUMAH ON THE STREET IS THAT AWNTOORAJ IS GONNAH BE THA BIGGEST BLOCKBUSTAH OF THE SUMMAH! AFTAH TED 2, OBVIOUSLY. LOOK AT ALL THIS OTHAH QUEEAH SHIT IN THEEATAHS - JURASSIC WORLD? THEY ALREADY FACKIN MADE JURASSIC PAAHK LIKE THEEHTY YEEAHS AGO AND IT WAS QUEEAH THEN. EVERYBAWDY KNOWS DINASOAHS AINT FAH REAL.

AW YEEAH WICKED SICK BURN RIGHT THEEAH, BRO.

YEEAH I HOPES ALL YOO RETAAHDS GETS THAT METAPHOAH OF USIN A MAGICAL TEDDY BEEAH AS REPRESENTIN APPRESSED MINAWRATIES AND SHIT, CUZ MAAHKY MAAHK IS AHLL ABOUT SPREADIN THA PAWSITIVE MESSAGES.

HAAAH YEAH WEBSTAH IS WICKED FUNNY, ONE A MY FAVORITIST TV SHOWS EVAH!

YEEAH THAT'S RIGHT MAAHKY MAAHK IS HEEAH TAH DEFEND ALL YAH CIVIL RIGHTS, BUT DON'T WORRY IT AIN'T ALL WICKED SERIOUS, CUZ I'M GONNAH SLIP ON SOME SPOOGE AND CHECK OUT TAWM BRADY'S CAWK. BUT THAT DON'T MAKE ME QUEEAH, YA HEEAH? DON'T JUDGE MAAHKY MAAHK - AWLL YOOSE WOULD CHECK IT OUT TOO IF YOO WUZ THEEAH!

I WUZ GONNA SAY, HE'S WICKED QUEEAH BUT THEN I ALL REALIZED HE WUZ IN A TRANSFOWMAHS MOVIE SO HE GAWT SOMETHIN RIGHT. OF COAWASS IT WUZ NOT THA SUPERIAH TRANSFOWMAHS MOVIE STAAAHRIN MAAHKY MAAHK BUT STRUGGLIN ACTAHS LIKE THIS MALKAVICH FELLAH CANT GET IT RIGHT WHEN THEYS JUST STAAAHTIN OUT.

I WUZ WICKED BUSY THAT DAY DOIN IMPAAHTANT STUFF LIKE ACTIN WITH A TEDDY BEEAH

LOOKS LIKE WE GAWT SOME REAL JOKAHS IN HEEAH, AWLL MAKIN FUNNA THA BAWSTAN ACCENT. ALL YOOSE IS WICKED JEALOUS CUZ YOO WUZ BAAWHN IN SOME OTHAH QUEEAH CITY LIKE NOO YAAAHK OR CHICAAAHGAH.

HEY BUBBLE BOY DON'T BE GIVIN AWAY NO SPOILAHS HEEAH

YEEAH MAAHKY MAAHK AND SNAKE PLISSKEN IS GONNA SAVE THA WORLD FROM OIL AND SHIT. THEM QUEEAH BRITS CANT HANDLE THEEAH OIL JUST LIKE THEY CANT HANDLE THEEAH WEAK ASS BEEAH, SO MAAHKY MAAHK GAWTTA STEP IN AND KICK SOME ASS.

YEAH SHIT JUST GAWT REAL, FACKIN QUEEAH LIAM NEESON CAN'T EVEN KICK NO WOLFS ASS, MAAHKY MAHHK WOULDA STAWMPED ON THEM WOLVES AND TURNED EM AHHL INTAH WAHLBURGAHS

HEY I WAS JUST CHECKIN OUT DIS HEEAH LIST AND NOTICED A COUPLA MISTAKES I FIGGAHED I SHOULD POINT OUT HEEAH - FAH SOME REASON, JOO FAHGAWT ABOUT THA FIGHTAH, CAWNTRAHBAND, TED, BROKEN CITY, PAIN AND GAIN, 2 GUNS, LOWAN SURVIVAH, TRANSFOOAHMAHS AGE OF EXTINCTION, AND ALSO THA GAMBLAH. I GUESS JOO GOT CONFUSED AND…

WHOA, WE GAWT A TROOH MAAHKY MAHHK FAN HEEAH.

YEAH DIS GUY HEEAH GETS IT. WHAT KINDA QUEEAH CAN FAHGET THAT TROOHLY ICAWNIC CHARACTAH OF CALE YEAGAH PLAYED BY ACADAHMY AWAAHD NAWMINEE MAAHK WAHLBERG?

YEEEAH THA PUBLIC HAS DEMAAHNDED MOOAH TRANSFORMAHS, SO MAHHKY MAHHK SHALL DELIVAH. WE AAH GONNA HAVE ALL KINDSA WICKED SPINAWFFS AND I GOT SOME AWESOME IDEAS. WE AHH GONNA DO TRANSFORMAHS MEETS TED, THIS IS AN IDEAAH I HAD ALL BY MYSELF AND I PITCHED IT AND THEY GAVE ME TWO MILLION DAWLLAHS FAH ALL MY HAAHD WORK.

FUCKIN A YEAH I HEEAH DIS MOVIES WICKED AWESOME. HAAA, JUST KIDDING AROUND, CUZ I'M MAAHKY MAHHK AND I PRADOOCED AWNTOORAJ THA MOOVIE. FUCKIN VIN DIESEL ALL TALKIN ABOUT HIS QUEEAH CAAAH MOVIE WINNIN THE OSCAH, GET OUDDA HEEAH WITH THAT SHIT CUZ HEEAH COMES AWNTOORAJ. AWLL YAH CLASSIC CHARACTAHS AAH BACK LIKE JAWNNY…