Also sad to see you type this. You make me smile almost every day.

And you sound like a judgmental d-bag.

I really love the beautiful, fractal, self-reflecting circularity of your comment offering. It's like an ode to shit, written in shit.

NOPE. Life is nice when you have it. But I have to die. That is going to suck. You cant say that never being would suck. Because never being, does not hurt. I was not took from one place and placed here. I was made here and will die here. so no.

This may sound odd, but I actually think things are going to get a lot, LOT better verrrry quickly. This is like the last gasp of the old world, the frantic tantrum of the old ways to living that will then subside, leaving a beautiful peace. Just you watch.

If only my mom had taken a page out of your book...

Mark i was waiting for 2 Rosebuds

you know we all just google imaged GOATSE CAKE, right?

Kris Jenner would change all of their names to Kardashian if she could. Bruce included.

"she inhaled a large portion of rich spinach and artichoke dip" in a restaurant, then "called a waitress over and asked for ribs — and looked crushed when the perplexed server told her they don't have them."

My sister went to school with a girl who's last name was, and I swear I'm not making this up (butt I may be spelling it incorrectly):

God fearing? Ugh. I wish hadn't said that. If she read the bible then she knows it would consider him an abomination. It makes me think that he can be transgender but if he's an Atheist...forget it. I know it's a trivial thing but it annoys me.

Huh. I wonder what accounts for all of the (many) transgendered men and women who were raised in "traditional" two-parent households? Wait a minute. Why am I even responding to this bullshit?

"Girl, you got a son, honey, get it together. Get it right."
Tears. Just crying. I am utterly blown away by Drea Kelly and Jay's grandpa.

The fact that R. Kelly chose this woman as a wife is hands down the best decision making I've ever heard about him.

Thank you. The new strain of "feminism," where violence to women is empowering and we should all fight rape culture by...saying yes more and learning to do more violent sex acts... is actually anti-feminism, calling itself its own opposite. These reversals are designed to confuse movements so that organization is…

Everyone is blowing this is off as some weird fetish-y thing and missing Mark's larger point: this is becoming normal. Let me repeat that again: hardcore, extreme and often dangerous sexual acts, overwhelmingly involving women, are becoming more and more normalized. Things that should be seasoned fetishes and…

"I used to fix prolapsed monkey rectums when I worked at a primate breeding facility."

You guys are def the cutest/weirdest ship at Gawker media.