wait so is the idea that since his seat’s not up for reelection this year, should he become VP, Gov. McAuliffe gets to appoint his successor?

I think they were announcing in alphabetical order :)

Personally, I think it’s problematic because it trivializes the Holocaust (and modern anti-Semitism) by treating it as a joke, rather than tragedy. (I’m not Jewish, I just replied because no one else had, so if someone’s got a better response please add on!)

I usually don’t give a shit about who/how people are fucking, but I make exceptions for hypocrites. The only reason I enjoyed hearing so much about the Cruz sex scandal was that he’s been so consistent in his hatred and condemnation of LGBT people. He (and so many other scumbag politicians) have made it his business…

Exactly - confidence (indicated by the open posture) can be extremely appealing, but not in a confined space!

Thanks! I didn't really think that it was real anyway.

Wait, did anyone actually verify that it's a hoax? I'm behind on this story.

Oh, I feel so sorry for Allen sometimes.

er...I know I sound like a total douchebag here, but does Kim K have anything we *haven't* seen at one point or another?

I honestly thought upon seeing the headline that she wants us to vote for Michele Bachmann or Sarah Palin in 2016 (because I assume both will claim to be in the running at some point or another).

what. the. actual. hell.

holy crap he looks so *young*

The moment I read the headline, I knew this was a Shrayber article.

Mark, I never thought I'd be able to say this after knotting and rosebudding, but you've outdone yourself.

Not to mention fecal coliform! (I think I got candidiasis just reading this, actually.)

Didn't he _win_ for Sheldon? I don't know about you, but I'd think a sidenote mentioning that he (a gay actor won) for anything might be in order.

Not a diagnosis, per se, but my money is on delusional over-compensation due to infertility issues or loss of a child.

I used to think he was not-so-attractive as well (mostly attracted to women, but men incidentally). Then I saw Sherlock and wow, his character is amazing, thus he must be as well. I think that a lot of people are attracted to him because they recognize what a superb actor he is.

The moment I saw the headline, I knew it had to be Mark! I should know by now not to click, but this was downright pleasant compared to rosebudding and knotting!

All of this is actually from the first page of the book on Amazon; I might read the whole book later.