m5goesroundtheoutside
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m5goesroundtheoutside

They REFUSED to publish my story about my Miata getting locked to a Supercharger! It’s been there 7 months, still on E. 

One time, back when I was a cop, I stopped this crime ring that was boosting DVD players and car stereos. Long story short, I wound up JOINING the group family and traveling the world committing/stopping crimes. Then I had a kid and they stopped inviting me to the jobs. Kids ruin everything.

Carrabba’s, spaghetti, chardonnay, hand shaker, divorce attorney, and Mecedes station wagon???

I’m not opposed to eating at a place like Carrabba’s. If it’s what you have around you, the food is good, but not great. You’ll pay $13.99 for a well executed pasta dish, and a $7 glass of wine.

Can you really tell how his fat identifies, just from a single, beautiful photograph?

The C8 pops the NP bubble for this Acura.

I was under the impression those court records were sealed, you’ll be hearing from my attorney.

Clearly they were on to something, for this is the face of madness...

They did find out and ran a software update “over the air”.  HA!!!!

Once Tesla hears that you didn’t pay for the optional convertible package, you’ll be getting a bill in the mail.  

“You guys are always complaining about panel gaps; this was the easiest solution.”

Sorry, what?

They were fired, not because of the “no more cars” plan but because they didn’t boldly take it far enough:

42 is the best.

Well, things went downhill really fast...

Actually, they're both M3s, and BMW is really stupid.

Knowing BMW’s naming structure, the M4 sedan and M3 Coupe wouldn’t surprise me.