Mergio forever

RIP Mergio.

Fyi, this whole "auto exec in the comment section" was done once -really, really well- and ended with a Cease and Desist

Please submit your resume. 

This is so Rad.  I can’t wait to see that sweet, leather interior.

His house, then use the proceeds to buy a place without an HOA?

You can pretty much stuff that much coke in the new BMWs 4 series nostrils.

You probably should have filed this one to the Hot Takes Department, Justin.

Forget how well it does at keeping nuts from seizing, I want to know how hard it is to clean. I get a single drop on the tip of my pinky finger and an hour later I look like the Tin Man. Then months later, I pick up a sock that happened to be the garage at the time of my adventures in Oz and I end up repeating my…

Should have been the lead photo.

Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

I don’t get why logos are “due for updates” anyway. Unless there’s a fundamental shift in the business that muddles the logo’s message or they used some very period-specific styling in the first place, there’s no need to change something that currently works. It only makes sense when there’s a functional issue to be…

Toyota totally has the guts to bring back the MR2. The problem is that BMW and Subaru don’t have a mid-engine car to build it from.

I’d definitely pay $2400 to fit my whole troop(er) in this

An STI engine swap would, of course, be neat but I’m just happy with the blue lighting if I’m honest.

I mean, everything you just listed convinced me that having a pet over a child was the right decision.
#Furbabies #FelineChild #Cheaper #LessStress #SelfCleaning

Did you have him fill out one of these?

I had to scan past 21 fucking ads to get to the end of the article.

AI writes articles like Mitsubishi makes cars. All the parts are there, but the end result is WTF.