These lawyers aren’t bad.

Bigger hood?

The runaway nature is just sweet baby Jesus protecting our eyes by trying to get these to run into a building

If you listen close you can hear the Florida Georgia Line CD playing

They’re so easy on the eyes at night.

Meanwhile, a former President rapes women and takes advantage of them but his talking head idiot wife and daughter tell everyone “that’s... different.”

This blows my mind.

The worst part is that autos will dominate manuals 35:1 on dealer lots. The same dealers who will refuse to factory order one the way you want.

Ugh please leave political banter out of Jalopnik.

(wipes tear from eye) (sniffs) “seems like just yesterday they were using 4 speed automatics.”

Theres a micro chance of a flat-front bus/van passing US crash tests so a Microbus will. never. happen.

Great timing - people around me are celebrating the 3 year anniversary of winter storm Atlas that destroyed our area and killed massive amounts of cattle.

Call me weird but I don’t care for the wild and crazy concept cars. I’d pay money to go to a car show full of cars that nearly production ready in a few years. If I’m in the market for a full size sedan I’d rather see the +5 year Charger then some radical left wheel drive hybrid V16 pickup truck that runs on crushed…

Nissan should rebadge a Patrol and bring it here as a Montero.

Yeah, but what looks like a classy (albeit aged) sedan and what looks like it was designed by someone in a midlife crisis to appeal to 12 year olds fresh off binge watching 2Fast2Furious

This is all I see

Psst... It was shared onto the Deadspin front page.

Thank God this was shared to its target audience on Deadspin. Totally sport related to be on a sports blog.

Call me weird but I’ll prefer the Everest to the Explorer because I like how body-on-frame SUVs ride more than unibody

Why? Is there possibly a more comfortable car to sit in for 10 hours