ROTJ was the weakest of the original 3. ESB is the best film and it will stay that way.

It’s not new dialogue. It’s lifted directly from Return of the Jedi, when he’s telling Leia that she’s his sister.

You mean, in the same way Han Solo always has been just Harrison Ford in a leather jacket?

That doesn’t even look like Han Solo, it’s just Harrison Ford in a leather jacket.

So surreal to see something you thought you’d never see in your lifetime.

Some of your problems might be because you assume that women date so they can find someone to 'provide' for them.

"mentally stable and good providers": That IS the superficial bullshit dude. Being economically unstable might be a deal breaker. But having a great career won't get you a date. Because that's just surface stuff. You need to actually be an attractive person. (And I'm not talking about looks.)

I may be making assumptions here, but "accomplished professional" and "good providers" kind of read that you expect women to be impressed by the amount of money you earn, which is just as shallow as being impressed by your looks. If that's not your intent, you might ask a friend for an honest opinion about whether you…

I mean this in all sincerity, and maybe you've already tried this. Why not ask an ugly, successful woman out?

"Can you dress me in a sack that you have somehow discovered a way to crease?"

Yeah, I basically agree...but I still wish there were more American shows that incorporated diversity naturally without giving airtime to ugly racial stereotypes at all, even to satirize them. It still tends to reduce PoC characters to race even if it complicates discussions around their race. Just let them live for…

"Y'all ain't about to white guilt me out this check. Miss me with all that!"

Meghan Trainor's video for her third single, "Dear Future Husband,"

Umm, yeah. I was kidding, actually. If you check the thread it's clearer.

a hair too subtle

The minute I read your clearly sarcastic comment, I immediately thought to myself, 'This seems like it's just a hair too subtle for the Jezebel commentariat.' And lo and behold, the wide-eyed, 'Wait but pubes are good!' replies are getting like ten times more stars than you. Next time bring your sledgehammer.

Man, somebody who claims to be really offended really knows his models.

Yeah, the other thing about this as I digest it a little is, you know, we're getting a side of the story here and we're getting it from the person who initiate the change and is the one actually going out there and banging other people. They present it as something that works for them but also as something the other…

I'm optimistic that you are actually a genius troll and didn't really confuse the two movies and you've pulled the rug over on a bunch of suckers.