So all the kids with 128 kbps pirated CD rips can really "appreciate the music".

Can there actually be a discussion without you immediately inferring that it's some kid asking how he can rationalize rape and dismissing the conversation? Thanks.

You know, all those metal stringed violins kids are using these days.

Ew. EW. This is actually a thing?

So all your advice is based on a guesstimation you just made from looking at the photo?

Cheating is not a CRIME. If they want to investigate people breaking their rules, that's fine. They should not be able to TOUCH criminal complaints.

I'm actually not as obtuse as my comment would make me seem. It was for a cheap laugh. I understand the rationale behind the picture.

Can we address that we are shooting a truck with a munition roughly the same size as the cab?

Dude, how is someone complaining to the relevant people about a bad work situation, having nothing done, and eventually having to quit her job over how bad it is funny?

Did you actually wear the shoe? I'm having trouble separating reposted press releases from actual "I tried this".

......and then the people responding to the incidents might actually put someone in cuffs, instead of backing off the second the coach drops by to explain it away. Having even the slightest bit of the justice process handled by the school is problematic. Having it occur off campus is the best chance that someone might…

Is she hiding a grille?

The headlines are great, the comments section, particularly with the rating of any female in any mugshot or crime, is a shitshow.

Any crime shouldn't have a punishment that depends on whether you happen to be attending college. Weed possession is a fine if you happen to be a student, but jail time if you are in a city. The "reputation of __________" should never be a factor in determination of a punishment for breaking the law. Yet it ALWAYS is…

It was sarcasm. I saw yet another shitty fark-esque objectifying comment.

Correct, which is a whole new basket of problems for the police. Two things about an off-campus crimethough:

The comments section for Onion articles shared on Facebook is a national treasure.

Which, I can almost guarantee, is a play on the sort of crap that always goes down in comments sections. It's meta poe's law.