Cheating is not a CRIME. If they want to investigate people breaking their rules, that's fine. They should not be able to TOUCH criminal complaints.

Dude, how is someone complaining to the relevant people about a bad work situation, having nothing done, and eventually having to quit her job over how bad it is funny?

......and then the people responding to the incidents might actually put someone in cuffs, instead of backing off the second the coach drops by to explain it away. Having even the slightest bit of the justice process handled by the school is problematic. Having it occur off campus is the best chance that someone might…

Is she hiding a grille?

The headlines are great, the comments section, particularly with the rating of any female in any mugshot or crime, is a shitshow.

Any crime shouldn't have a punishment that depends on whether you happen to be attending college. Weed possession is a fine if you happen to be a student, but jail time if you are in a city. The "reputation of __________" should never be a factor in determination of a punishment for breaking the law. Yet it ALWAYS is…

It was sarcasm. I saw yet another shitty fark-esque objectifying comment.

Correct, which is a whole new basket of problems for the police. Two things about an off-campus crimethough:

The comments section for Onion articles shared on Facebook is a national treasure.

Which, I can almost guarantee, is a play on the sort of crap that always goes down in comments sections. It's meta poe's law.

To be fair, they lost the claim to be treated like "real adults" when their crimes get routed through a permissive "campus police" instead of a real police department. Crimes a poor noncollege kid would go to jail for in any city in the US net a small "disciplinary hearing" and a slap on the wrist. They aren't treated…

Here's a challenge for you. Based on a totally impartial metric, let's see if the number of alcohol violations, hazing incidents, and sexual assaults on campus goes down to judge if this is a positive move or not. I wait with bated breath to see if this is objectively bad for students.

Real Classy. Thanks for reminding us, lest we forget it for a second, that we are on the internet.

HAHAHAHA no.

Sadly it became cool right as I left.

You usually pick from many funds, within the 401k plan offered.

Except Pittsburgh deserves the full Sodom and Gammorah treatment.

No. Like electromagnetics. Controlled by a computer. To induce specific stimulation of brain regions.

Bummer.