The headlines are great, the comments section, particularly with the rating of any female in any mugshot or crime, is a shitshow.

Any crime shouldn't have a punishment that depends on whether you happen to be attending college. Weed possession is a fine if you happen to be a student, but jail time if you are in a city. The "reputation of __________" should never be a factor in determination of a punishment for breaking the law. Yet it ALWAYS is…

It was sarcasm. I saw yet another shitty fark-esque objectifying comment.

Correct, which is a whole new basket of problems for the police. Two things about an off-campus crimethough:

The comments section for Onion articles shared on Facebook is a national treasure.

Which, I can almost guarantee, is a play on the sort of crap that always goes down in comments sections. It's meta poe's law.

To be fair, they lost the claim to be treated like "real adults" when their crimes get routed through a permissive "campus police" instead of a real police department. Crimes a poor noncollege kid would go to jail for in any city in the US net a small "disciplinary hearing" and a slap on the wrist. They aren't treated…

Here's a challenge for you. Based on a totally impartial metric, let's see if the number of alcohol violations, hazing incidents, and sexual assaults on campus goes down to judge if this is a positive move or not. I wait with bated breath to see if this is objectively bad for students.

Real Classy. Thanks for reminding us, lest we forget it for a second, that we are on the internet.

HAHAHAHA no.

Sadly it became cool right as I left.

You usually pick from many funds, within the 401k plan offered.

Except Pittsburgh deserves the full Sodom and Gammorah treatment.

No. Like electromagnetics. Controlled by a computer. To induce specific stimulation of brain regions.

Bummer.

It's really simple. Is someone being a cunt to you personally, or is somebody reinforcing a gigantic system of oppression bigger than both of you?

There is something to be said for relying on other senses once in a while, though. You never tried blindfolds?

You realize this IS mostly Anonymous, right? I'm hoping this was poor sarcasm, and you don't really think the internet works like this.

Usually just about power.