It’s this reason and many more that explain why I’m low key in love with Rihanna.

KFC. Or he shits into KFC bowls. I’m never quite sure which.

Bruh. Don’t hate on the 3DS because you don’t see a need for it. Plenty of us don’t have time to boot up the main console, wait for system updates, to play 30 minutes of gaming. That nice little 3DS is what is keeping me in the gaming scene at this point.

I was under the impression that calling 911 for some bullshit gets you a fine of some sort. If that’s not a thing any more, it needs to be.

Fuck EA. They’ve been shit for some time now. Of course I say this as I get ready to boot up Need for Speed Undground 2. 

Indubitably.

Spider-Man: Far From Home. Parker reappears on Titan after the snap, long after Tony and Nebula escape from Titan. Now, alone on an alien world, Peter must use all his skills and knowledge to get a signal back to Earth.

He has tacky taste, but at least they make up for his face.

And some how, I’m reminded of this instead. Seriously, wtf is going on with people these days.

He called her a hoebag. Damn, I haven’t heard that term used in such a long time. 

You’re referring to the tweet wherein he say’s Donny boy is turning into a woman. Kinda like the image below!

My exact thoughts. If these guys were white, they might have gotten off with it. Or at the very bare minimum it wouldn’t be published for the public to see. 

There are days that I start to lose hope... Then I read articles like this and think, it's not so bad. 

Is she confusing racial bias and racism?

Well, I can’t say that I didn’t see this one coming. It’s a shame too. It’s the only pizza that doesn’t trigger our heartburn issues. 

I'm reading this in bed next to my sleeping wife and you're going to have me laughing out loud this early? But seriously, fuck the justice system. 

Um Tomi, don’t sell yourself short, we didn’t like you before Maxine Waters. This is all you girl. You pretending to not understand why feminist won't come to your aid is cute, but you side with a party that wants women in the kitchen and repeatedly shows they have no interest in your rights as a woman. Fuck off will…

The fact is, drums are far superior to flats. Real chicken has curves. The best thing though about flats is they let me get practice in 

I’m there with ya bud. 

Lol. How’d you know my chore is dishes?

I will say that throughout the years, comedic stories about man-children have grown tiresome as well as dangerous. If you look at films like Police Academy and Revenge of the Nerds to films like American Pie and The 40-year Old Virgin, they’re retreaded plot lines for sure, but…