Beckula!

Possible reasons for the hole:
Melanie’s, I mean Melania’s escape tunnel collapsed
MS-13 running drugs under the White House in an act of irony.
Portal to Russia.
Mother Earth is draining the swamp.
The Devil has come to collect.

All are viable reasons and all very likely to have coincided at the same time.

Just collision. With a Wall. That he built. The irony is strong with this one.

Nice pun at the end, but hot tea through the nose is no way to start the day!

Yes! I’ve used the Delores moments to get snacks or use the restroom. I am just not that interested in her and her “motivations.”

Yes. For several reasons. First to test to see if they’re sour or not. I can’t rely on the “how many are on the bottom” because that has failed me before. Secondly, there are more and more random grape flavors appearing at my store. Aside from traditional seedless green grapes, we’ve got some that taste like cotton…

Cuck was the word that set off my red alarm. I only ever hear Alt-Right guys use that word.

The wife and I bought this game under the guise that there would be multiplayer. We only saw some game play footage and the interview he gave with Stephen Colbert, so we were excited to play a game this massive together. We were also massively disappointed when it released. We played it for a few days, but haven’t…

No joke, this isn’t just for professional players. I’ve lost count of how many Gamestop late night game release parties I’ve stood in line for, wishing that it would rain, or at least a fierce wind would come through.

I’m not sure why people neglect their hygiene, but even my closest friends have come to me to ask…

Wow. I couldn’t even finish the first letter. I feel like I have to wash my brain out with Listerine or something.

I wouldn’t mind having the option of a base model car, minimal paint, hvac, and am/fm radio.

For the sake of my facebook feed, would Mueller please hurry up with this investigation. I’ve got conspiracy theorist coming out of the woodwork to defend Trump every time I post his latest blunders.

You know you’re asking wypipo to acknowledge those of color as human. It’s something they’ve struggled with for a long time now.

I got nothin. Seriously, All those questions you asked, aside from “There’s a black woman named Meghan?” are questions I have as well.

I’ve been told by my wife that I’m getting worse as I age. And considering my dad is slowly drowning in a bottle of alcohol and meth, it’s probably not a bad idea.

Glad you’ve found the strength of courage to talk about it. Maybe it’s high time I go see a therapist as well.

I frequent the Hong Kong Market in Grand Prairie, TX and pick up a few different packs that are leagues above standard ramen. I’ll have to see if this one is carried there or not.

This is the fuel that bigots will use to attack every instance of actual racial profiling. Guys... smh.

I’m mildly intrigued. When I started drinking, we all had Smirnoff Triple Black, as it tasted like Mountain Dew Baja Blast. I wonder if I can handle the sweetness now.

Backin 2011, I got the new car itch. I was driving the Scion xD at the time and decided to trade it in for a Dodge Caliber (I’ll defend the car that saved my life, fight me). For me, the Scions interior became too boring for me and it’s what caused me to switch.

In hindsight, while the Caliber saved my life, I miss my…