I hate that. Even when there aren’t lines, just wait until you’re in your car. Or talk in code. Did that with Avengers this weekend. Instead of saying the ending, I just said, “And then Beebo saved them all!” My wife laughed, the couple passing us laughed, and everyone knew not to say what actually happened.

#BeeboOurLo…

To be honest, the lines aren’t so bad. Gives a chance to talk before the film to your friends, meet some new ones, and do silly crazy things like chanting for Thanos or whatever villain is due out.

Though there have been several times where I’ve walked right past the lines and took a seat in the theater. Usually…

You know, this reminds me of this one time back in high school where the teacher gave us the questions to the quiz a few days before, but then flipped the script on test day by giving us a completely different quiz. His response, “If you had studied the chapter and not the questions, you’d have passed the test.” If…

Both of the movie theaters where I’m at don’t have assigned seating yet. We’re either too cultured or too far behind times. Depends on who you ask.

I watched that yesterday, actually a few hours before Westworld came on. I want to give the writers the benefit of the doubt, but then I remember that this is a Jonathan Nolan show and remembering just how much I loved the first season of Person of Interest and how much I disliked the second season onward. It was so…

I’m just so.... wow. Wonder how quickly the judge is tossing this one out.

Don’t get it twisted though, Cohen is definitely up to something shady, I just wouldn’t say that having a lot of cell phones is something to jump at. It could be. He could have kept them all for nefarious purposes. Or he could be a tech junkie. Or just klutzy and doesn’t thrown phones away for the same reasons some of…

And beat my high score on Jetpack Joyride. I think not!

Oh and one more thing. Don’t believe Ally to be any better. Those fuckers lost a lawsuit for discrimination against minorities. They rated my wife and I for an auto loan at 14 and 17%. We didn’t realize we were fucked over until the next year when Wells Fargo refinanced our loans at 3 and 6%.

I know. It’s a damn shame.

As a former employee, I can tell you that is a tactic that they use in order to keep you. Studies showed that clients who had 8 or more products/services with us had a harder time leaving the bank because of the hassle of switching accounts. And companies you do business with aren’t exactly the best at helping with…

Tech and shoes. Tech because of the price I spent on them. I still have a Wilson brand personal cassette player my mom got me for my 12th birthday and a GE portable AM/FM radio that I got when I was 8. And regarding my shoe collection, my wife believes it stems from my childhood of having a pair of shoes that I had to…

Must be like Dunkin Donuts.

I mean seriously, wtf. How could any state be proud of itself and have these types of living conditions. From Flint, Michigan to Lowndes County, Alabama this is ridiculous. Trump said he wanted to Make America Great Again. How about fuckers start by fixing shit.

Aside from my personal? My iPhone 4s, my original samsung galaxy, and my HTC M8. The iPhone 4S is used as a work phone. The galaxy is a glorified alarm clock, and my HTC M8 plays music all day.

I know it’s a problem. I’ve already had the talk with my wife.

True. And yes Cohen is a trash human who kept the phones for the aforementioned reasons. But he could also be a tech junkie. I’m usually surprised by who is.

That actually made me lol.

Because I personally know a few people that hang on to old electronics. I’m not the only exception to the rule and while Cohen is definitely guilty as shit of numerous crimes, I wouldn’t automatically assume that he’s guilty of something because he has so many cellphones. He could be a secret tech junkie like I was…

In fairness there are a dozen cellphones in my house right now. They’re between 1 and 18 years old. I can’t just throw them away. It’s one of those things that I should do, but can’t bring myself to do. What can I say, I’m a tech junkie.

Yes it is. I’m implying that Trump uses crayons to color his face.