True. And yes Cohen is a trash human who kept the phones for the aforementioned reasons. But he could also be a tech junkie. I’m usually surprised by who is.

That actually made me lol.

Because I personally know a few people that hang on to old electronics. I’m not the only exception to the rule and while Cohen is definitely guilty as shit of numerous crimes, I wouldn’t automatically assume that he’s guilty of something because he has so many cellphones. He could be a secret tech junkie like I was…

In fairness there are a dozen cellphones in my house right now. They’re between 1 and 18 years old. I can’t just throw them away. It’s one of those things that I should do, but can’t bring myself to do. What can I say, I’m a tech junkie.

Yes it is. I’m implying that Trump uses crayons to color his face.

...but Trump is also a proven liar who paints his skin with only the finest crayons.

It’s the cooking. White people make bland food. Then they smell a good bbq and realize they can’t compete, so they move out in shame. Can’t blame them really.

Oh it’s definitely both. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if they were more scared of the women than they’re claiming.

I ain’t even going to lie, I’m surprised the Big Macs and KFC haven’t done him in long before this.

I do and I don’t feel bad for Melania. Part of me feels like she didn’t expect or ask for any of this. Even the whole birther thing, I feel is her regurgitating what her man says. Some people in a marriage act that way.…

I put season 2 Daenerys out of my mind! Why would you do this to me!

No, apparently we’ve all been visited by a damn gremlin who is taking our forks.

I’d buy you forks, but for some damn reason, mine are all gone as well. No joke we bought new silverware last year in July and by March this year I’m down to 4 forks total. It was the big ass family pack too.

No, that’s a very acceptable answer. The panel would also have accepted “Don’t be a dick.”

To be fair, it is a good look for her. The hat. Not Trump. He looks like a sack of orange shit next to her.

If I didn’t have to live through 4 more years of Trump, then I would look forward to 4 years of Trump with a Democrat House and Senate. That to me would be funny as all hell. He can’t get shit done now, how’s it gonna be when he really can’t get shit done.

Oh where to start:

In the car: Do not pop food into your mouth. You will miss. I will have to clean it up. Don’t do it. Do not change the station/song. Do not put your foot up on the dash. And God help you if you put your cup in the front cup holder. My car has cup holders that are front to back instead of left to…

Shhh... I love that lame dork.

Um.... I’m so confused by this.

I like the idea of the weird case of vitiligo. The more and more I think about it though, I think I’d have liked to see Rosario Dawson in the role instead. Zazie will do fine though.

The closest I’ve seen to Domino that is like the comics is Tatiana Dekhtyar from the Superhero Beatdown on Youtube. She nailed the look and the attitude.

Zazie Beetz will definitely rock it, it’s just not what I’m familiar with. Certain that when it comes out, I’ll not be able to see anyone else in the role.