If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

OPPO saves lives!

*furiously searches for King Cobra fistfights.

That looks like one of those things that seems so easy to use if you’re really, really good at it, but a normal person will die almost instantly. Like wielding a King Cobra in a fistfight.

Except that the cargo pod doesn’t integrate with the software and may not be available till 2023

I just came here to thank you for this hilarious comment.

F-35 could have done it in 41 min.

Actually I doubt it. A lot of people recognize how objectively idiotic it is to have inconsistent ages of consent across the country, and 16 is by far the most common age. If there was actually a national age of consent that most likely would be it. A little creepy, yeah but worthy of lumping him in with criminals…

Except that exact same thing would be quite literally legal in about 2 dozen US states and multiple other western countries. If they weren’t still together 8 years later, or if her family wasn’t fully aware and ok with what was going on, I might be more inclined to see it as some kind of “inexcusable” thing but…

For some reason too many people like to use the government’s laws to guide their moral compass. I guess this guy has never sped and he is okay with everything that is legal and not okay with everything that’s illegal.

I blame the cold snap we had over the weekend. Must’ve set the pressure off

Ahahaha, yes.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE THE UNIVERSE DID THIS TO ME!”

Weird, he had traction, lost it, regained it, then decided to lose it again. People really need to practice off of public streets, away from other cars. Poor Corolla...then again, owner gets an excuse to buy something else with the insurance money.

Ooh that RS7 exhaust.

Looks like his left front tire was .0001 psi off

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

Clearly he failed to check his tire pressure before leaving the parking lot.

Apparently, it’s a Model X.

Well cones. I’m watching both shows. Burn me.

You're both wrong. It's points per game. As in, Gary Payton averaged 16.3 PPG over his career. Don't argue with me.