It’s a suit that fits properly, which no one who has ever been involved with Donald Trump has apparently ever seen. 

lol, I’ve never heard that but the thirstiness checks out.

I’m dying after reading this. I can hear his dumbass voice sayin’ that shit. Why on God’s Green Earth would anybody say that slavery was a choice? No, you can’t blame mental illness or being off of meds for that one. If you even think about something like that, an old fieldhand should appear out of nowhere, and smack…

Why didn’t you put Kanye West on the top of that list.

The NFL expects artists to perform for free? Is Maroon 5 performing for free? The kneeling issue aside why would anyone do anything for free for the $8 billion dollar a year plantation that is the NFL?

Maroon 5 sucks, their music is pointless, Adam Levine’s face is weird, and the musical tastes of young people are horrible if this is the most popular musical entity of the 3rd millenium to date.

“Room temperature la Croix”

Remember when this other pathological liar was an actual attorney who was considered good at his job? Me neither. All I recall is a parrot constantly screaming “9/11! 9/11! 9/11!” as if him being mayor during that horrible day gives him some sort of genius political cachet to propel him to the national stage—where he…

Lying about foreign business dealings is exactly the kind of thing that would preclude you from obtaining a security clearance and being given access to classified material.

That’s why Trump’s legal team is desperate not to have him talk with Mueller.

You’d think he’d give one of them to Don, Jr.

HOWEVER... Lying to the press can be used as evidence to show a pattern of intent when establishing a crime, like Obstruction of Justice.

Reminder: lying to the press is not a crime. It’s terrible, unethical and fucked-up, but not a crime. And it’s why you shouldn’t believe anything that the following people say to the press:

I count three chins in that lede photo - which is like the reverse aspirational equivalent of having an 8-pack.

If the FBI’s Clinton investigation was so fake, then how come the 175 GOP Congressional hearings investigating every nook & cranny of Clinton’s life & career fail to find any evidence of wrongdoing?

Today we are all Amanda. I hope she likes red wine.

Well gaw damn

I wish I could hug a tweet.