Oh, you didn’t know that the entire concept of birds was invented as a cover story for the Man (Soros, obviously) to hide the robot drones he’s deployed to spy on us/control our minds? wAkE UP sHeEpLE :P

Epstein had a lot motivating him to protect his cabal of filthy pedo friends, Trump probably thought he could rely on him to keep his mouth shut or risk exactly what happened to him.

This article was very clear and informative, but somehow I am MORE confused about the story now than before I read it - ‘2020 is too wild, I’mma go lay down for awhile’ feels like the right response :P

Me too, he always reminded me of Richard Pryor - I was afraid he was going to end up dying way too soon as well, but he’s looking pretty healthy now, I’m glad to see it.

I HOLLERED at this truth :D

That’s what baffles me - she’s an actual DOCTOR, surely she had better options than some 30-year-old virgin homunculus.

He couldn’t even SAY ‘vagina’ - he barely managed ‘genitalia’ and you could tell it made him feel icky to say it :P

Oh, that would have been DELIGHTFUL, we could have watched his last few working synapses explode in real-time when someone asked him about it.

Honestly the thought of Warren rubbing that title in Turtlefuck Mitch McConnell’s face on a regular basis is turning me on a little bit.

The scripted speeches and prepared talks are fine, it’s when he starts making off-the-cuff comments that the risk of him jamming his foot all the way down his throat skyrockets - what he needs to do is learn to recognize when it’s time to just shut the fuck up.

It’s too late for those children, they are going to end up making Paris Hilton look like a veritable icon of class and intellectualism - at least the attractive ones will. 

No doubt there are trademarks on their future butt implant brand already.

Or turn into a dramatic reality show clip and milk for sympathy.

That would require having a mother who cared enough about her husband OR her child’s wellbeing to make an effort - every time he does or says something stupid, it makes them money and keeps people talking about THEM and that is all anyone in that family has been raised to care about.

“Outfit” is an extremely generous description - no wonder Miss Conservative is single, showing up to dates in a straight sack like that :P

Well, if we’re playing this out, we don’t need to go back in time - pretty sure Stephen Miller’s spawn is due to gnaw its way out of the paralyzed spider corpse its incubating in any day now.

Yasssss.

Are you lacking in reading comprehension or just fucking stupid?

What is Miss Piggy talking about “Boohoo I can’t see them make my food” for?

I never thought I’d wish infertility on another woman, but gotdamn I hope that smug pudding-faced wench who married him is BARREN.