Honestly, they kind of lost me last season, when it suddenly started being all about the boring whiny dead Becky of a wife - they need to put her stalker ass back in the ground already.

I mean, her brother IS a convicted child rapist...you don’t just go 0-rapist one day, he would have been slowly escalating his pedo behavior over years, if not decades - that was definitely not be the only little girl he’s put his hands on and Nicki was probably one of the others.

It’s a proud Black tradition, I was 20 years old before I learned that my cousin Scooter and uncle Thumper had government names...I don’t even know why I was surprised, I didn’t know my dad’s name wasn’t actually Squeegie until I saw his passport when I was 12.

I may be biased, but I recommend Western Australia, moved here 15 years ago for cheap university degrees and lately I am almost continually reminded that deciding to stay was a good life choice.

“Almost everyone here—greyed or ungreyed, progressive or conservative, black or white, white supremacist or self-proclaimed “woke” person—is a racist, hate-filled moron” 

I’d be more mad about the fact that he took being on a ‘break’ as his cue to stop wearing condoms - how are you going to try to come back and fix the relationship with some crusty community dick??

I’m not debating the premise of your hypothesis, in that a live tree is superior to fake ones in every way...

Cody is out here doing the Lord’s work, hands-down the best thing to ever come out of Cracked.

What a load of bollocks - that wasn’t ‘free speech’, that was a teacher misusing her authority and access to the personal information of MINORS in an attempt to inflict harm on her students because of racial bias, not to mention openly declaring in a PUBLIC forum that she was prepared to violate students’ right to…

Nah, screw Kevin Hart’s ashy little behind, he deserved to get shitcanned. 

I cannot abide the Oscars but I would pay good money to see Ms Tanqueray hosting.

Of course it would - between the book burning and the heretic torturing and the witch hunting the Catholic church did its damndest to exterminate anyone who showed the slightest trace of creative thought and innovation.

“Smells like rice” took me OUT.

Dry drunks are notoriously mean though.

From your keyboard to the gods’ ears :P

Of course he can’t, Obama is everything he wants and could never hope to be...

She’s just upset because Chika got her bag without having to sell her token ass to Turning Point for attention AND has a hairline that doesn’t start above her ears - apparently “ain’t shitness” is a rare side effect of severe traction alopecia.

Amen, dudes who look like a trout who does Crossfit deserve love too - my grandma always told me there’s a lid for every pot, just cause YOU don’t like that pot doesn’t mean it’s no good.

Non-face hair is thicker and blunts the blades quicker, you’ll spend a fortune if you buy good razors to do your legs - the crappy blue ones are so cheap it doesn’t matter if you need a new one for each leg :P

I feel like the problem is that even with training, straight-haired stylists just don’t really GET curly hair - the only two Deva cuts I’ve had that were good were from ladies who had curly hair themselves.