The ONLY time I’ve gotten a decent cut from a salon it was black-owned and trained and I still copped the ‘extra long/thick’ surcharge - but I happily paid it considering that the one time I went to a regular mall salon (Just for a quick conditioning treatment and blowout for the night, no cut & style or anything) it…

“I trust this information has been of assistance” = Do you need me to draw you a fucking picture?

I know she’s had a boob job and I’m not sure what’s going on with her skin tone, but I heard she had to have reconstructive surgery on her face at one point cause her ex beat the living hell out of her.

Sounds legit - this is the coward who loves tough guys but can’t fire his own staff face to face.

I showed Acrimony to my fiance to make him understand that Tyler Perry is ridiculous and he LOVED it...I’m not even sure why I’m marrying his corny ass.

Clearly Wohl is too young to remember Ivana and Marla’s very public ski slope catfight over President Pissbaby right before his first divorce, otherwise he wouldn’t be out here saying dumb shit like that...

They don’t really want to deal with this, because if they do, then people will start asking why they’re not tracking down all those people posing for photographs at lynchings...

I bought one, used it once and threw it away. 

I bought one, used it once and threw it away. 

It’s not really about the skin color, it’s the privilege - deep down, when they laugh at one of their own dressed up as a POC, it’s like those stuck-up people from Downton Abbey laughing at someone dressing up as an Irish maid....

Agreed. We do not acknowledge whatever the hell it was Adult Swim thought they were doing in 2014.

You SHOULD be defined by the worst thing you’ve ever done if you remain completely unrepentant for that thing, especially when it ruins innocent lives.

Oh, they may be up to smart plans but I agree that they are gotdamn TERRIBLE at messaging. 

I found a secret pocket in my new gym leggings yesterday and literally whooped out loud, I’m not ashamed. :P

I am calling it a ‘private buffet’ from now on, that is genius.

Where is the lie, troll?

It’s not hypocritical, you’re comparing apples with oranges and trying to find bias.

Would they say it out loud if they are actually smart, though?

That’s some bullshit right there - they are seriously trying to tell us that not only did they pull some random video from Youtube to play during their Memorial Day game, but nobody even bothered to WATCH all four minutes of the damn thing before putting it on the big screen??

He won’t. He’s already floating little “jokes” about he should get an extension on his term because Mueller investigated him and how great it would be if he got a third term...he would LOVE to be a dictator.

Trying to get sympathy after rejecting his mother’s love gift because it wasn’t the right brand - sounds about right for a dude who is all about his image.