I think he’s just an asshole. not mentally ill.

Shout-out to Platano Man! He is my hero. No, not for arresting this messy ass bitch but for allowing me the pleasure of his facial expressions in the midst of that madness.

The most exhausting part of this was the performance art the she engaged in: put items in purse, dramatically pull back hair, cinch purse close after pulling out large collection of keys that open the doors to the recesses of hell where her soul is kept.

“they’re not letting me hit her” is a thing she screamed out. “don’t they see I’m white and she isn’t? Why are they stopping me” is how I believe that was supposed to be heard.

They aren't trying to avoid controversy, they're trying to avoid having a cop prosecuted for killing a black man. And if it happens anyway they damn sure don't want it to be a black man that does it. 

Not enough stars.

How is it even legal for cops to remove/cover their badges when on duty?! They are there for a reason! I’ve seen this before and I just don’t get it. 

The Ann Coulter live show is off to an amazing start.

Correct me if I am wrong, but it seems to me to be the type of fuckery in which it isn’t ok to share ideals because it is unfair unless the shared ideal is the systematic racism that made other shared ideals unfair.

The usual.

This is the type of decision that gets made by wypipo, who always assume when talking about something to do with race, that Black people are biased and their asses are objective.

All the real conflicts of interest that regularly get ignored by law enforcement and they decide to suddenly swing 99% the other direction on this? That’s pretty dubious. But I don’t really see what political need is serviced by this. Surely it looks worse to toss him off for flimsy reason than to let a few likely…

So by this logic whoever ends up prosecuting (or not, most likely) this case can’t have had any contact with police officers or police unions.

22-year-old Dylan Reynolds and 24-year-old Michael Walters

Can’t wait to hear how “that’s not really who we are” and how they’re “sorry if anyone was offended.”

At what point does your last real friend come up to you and take your phone away...saving you from you?!

After millions of American assholes turn into temporary fondue fountains from widespread irritable bowel syndrome caused by a steady diet of Taco Bell’s meat-adjacent ingredients, they will have to buy bubblegut medicine. But once Obamacare is repealed, we will only be able to afford to buy prescription medicine from…

One of my side interests is the messy lives of celebrities. When I say “messy” I don’t mean to suggest these people are bad parents or bad people, they just have complex family relationships.

Man, you know Eddie Murphy never changed a diaper in his life. They probably got an army of Nannies, caretakers, Night Nurses and Helpers.

Spending time with your children when they’re in the same house is difficult enough. I realize most of his children are adults now. And likely don’t spend or require as much time with a father like a minor child will need. Even with all the money in the world at your disposal, how much quality time can you dedicate to…