They’re all like that, the inbreeding makes them age like milk in the sun - even the really attractive ones get 10-15 years of British hotness, at best, before the Windsor genes kick in like a frying pan to the face :P

Oh yeah, Kanye would go full Cato in a heartbeat.

ESPECIALLY considering Republicans’ recent track record, I wouldn’t even admit I HAD children, let alone be posting them up on Instagram for every Roy Moore in the world to see.

What’s funny is, I don’t think Mueller even really wants to interview Trump, let alone subpoena him - I think he knew that Trump’s legal team is all over the place and decided to set the cat among the pigeons and see what he could flush out by threatening to make him front a grand jury.

Man, school assignments about this particular period of history are going to get WEIRD - just imagine the awkward conversations between middle-schoolers and their parents about pussy-grabbing and porn stars.

Oh god yes, I’m stopping at the liquor store on my way home so I can enjoy the video properly later. :)

Yeah, I mean, I love Whitney, but it honestly took me a few seconds to figure out why people were mad....

You forgot the tertiary neurosyphilis...I would bet all the money Trump pretends he has on it.

Exactly - I love me some Mary Jane, but every brain is different
and if you’re suffering from a mental condition which predisposes you to paranoia/delusions/psychosis, ingesting a substance known to cause/exacerbate paranoia and/or affect logical thinking is NOT a great idea.

This was beautiful, thank you.

Nope, your mother is just another ignorant, geriatric white person who decided that savouring the warm white supremacists feelings she used to be able to enjoy in public again was worth more than the lives of POC, transgendered people and women of childbearing age, aka ‘those people’.

In Australia they’re obsessed with ‘sandwich makers’ - they literally have a specific machine just for making toasted sandwiches and it is terrible, because it’s basically just a bread-shaped hotplate that welds slices of un-buttered bread together with whatever you put inside...

I know right? Put a damn rack in your roasting pan and some oil on your chicken skin and it will come out crispy....if you don’t hold to rotating your roast, broiler at the end for maybe five minutes and you’re good.

If we’re still talking about shady-hot Avenetti, he used to own a coffee chain with Patrick Dempsey....it did not end well. :P

Oooh lord, I’m glad it’s not just me....He looks NASTY, but in a good way ;p 

I KNEW there was a reason I hated that guy on sight and now I know what it is...the trusty Skeeve-o-meter never lies.

It doesn’t take more than two minutes - Jared Leto is a vastly overrated, single-expression ‘actor’ who sucks every iota of talent and potential enjoyment out of anything he is involved in, simply by virtue of his presence on-set.

Doesn’t matter, aspirating even a small amount of turpentine is enough to white-out a lung and cause scarring...

Actually, what you’re doing is incredibly typical of faux-woke Caucasians, who LOVE to take it upon themselves to comment on articles written by and targeted at POC in order to get that sweet hit of white savior self-righteousness by trying to redefine English with your tone-policing nonsense....

Also, am I the only one who thinks Jennifer Lawrence is VASTLY overrated as an actress?