I have to admit I was wrong about Ohanian - I assumed because he was a rich white dude who owned Reddit (gag) he was going to be just another tech-bro ass-douche...

Nah, Jared Leto ruined it like he ruins everything.

DEAD

Came here to say this exact thing, but with more swears about how Dutton is a soulless potato-headed mole-looking FASCIST and I will burn Kirribilli House to the bloody ground MYSELF before that racist jizz-stain becomes my Prime Minister.

I thought they were koala bears.... :P

Weird how there’s ‘nothing we can do’ to stop the Russians hacking us and yet apparently, banning Muslims is going to stop terrorism...

OMG, they keep that REAL quiet, huh?

Ditto - my 36 year old ass still gets carded at the liquor store every. damn. time.

Can we also note how his momma did the right thing and turned his ass in?

Unlike most mammals, racists and Republicans (I know, same difference) decay from the outside-in.

Screw that noise, Australia doesn’t want them either - let them go back to where they came from, i.e. Europe.

Unlike most organic lifeforms, Republicans rot from the outside-in.

He really does look as sweet as sugar pie - you can tell he’s happy and cared for too, despite the walking shitstain that is his sperm donor.

Woot, another low-carber to watch with - I got you fam, the pork scratchings and cheese crisps are ready to go. :)

Jesus, car seats are only rated to 35mph? That is scary as hell.

Apparently she had to go to some sort of “Christian” fertility clinic to produce the Pence spawn...pathetic hypocrites, the lot of them.

Man, I’ve only been once and I’m seriously planning on sneaking out of work early on Friday just so I have time to go see it again...

I don’t think it’s JUST a pee tape though - the Russians would know Drumpf has no shame, a bit of kinky weirdness isn’t going to get the job done...

Nope, I paid good money for my TV and in all the years I’ve owned it, not once has it been sullied with so much as a promo spot involving this pack of garbage brain-succubi and I’m damn sure not going to start now...

I will run out of gas before I give them a cent of my money ever again...