And that’s why they have to live in the cold-ass hills by themselves :P

I liked that part the best though - it’s about damn time that the white dude played the ‘generally useless character who steps up come time for the suicide mission’.

It’s like saying ‘yeah, he might be a pedophile, but he’s never touched MY children, so...”

Being neck-deep in the same swamp full of Russian loan sharks as Trump - they like to keep it low-key, but Cohen and Felix Sater have been best buddies since childhood and Sater is the one who set up lil’ friendly meetings for Trump to make connections with Russian mobsters and money-launderers...

“The judge said she had to weigh Gray’s family claim that the 16-year-old was unarmed against the claim of lawyers for the city who insist that the teen pointed a firearm at officers.”

“Take a gander” “effing” - this is either The Boondocks’ Tom DuBois made flesh or a whyte dude tryna police this thread.

I’m skeptical too - I have never, in all my many days, heard a Black person use the phrase “take a gander”.

I think this whole Porter thing is a scam - I saw someone suggest that the WH made up this whole ‘relationship’ thing to counteract the rumors that wrinkles weren’t the only thing ol’ Hopey was steaming up in Drumpf’s pants...

I feel bad for that child...his dad clearly gives no fucks about him and he always looks so uncomfortable when they’re out together.

Preach - I live in Australia at the moment and they have compulsory voting, (‘compulsory’ in that they’ll send you a $20 fine if you’re a registered voter and don’t vote in gazetted elections - you can opt out by just not registering to vote) and it is AWESOME.

Cilantro is now the official flavor of hate and I 100% endorse this.

I actually giggle-snorted, at work no less. :P

It’s shitty pyramid scheme makeup and it is super sad that someone was willing to commit a crime to get it, because it is way overpriced and terrible. :P

OMG, that was so pathetic - I showed that video to literally everyone in my gym, and oh, how we laughed :P

I’m biracial and would like to volunteer to take the place of the less-qualified tanned white lady so that she can scream about affirmative action in the background while we, uh, “reeducate” old Tucker....

I have never seen a human being who more perfectly represented the phrase “Face like a slapped bottom” than Tucker Carlson...he always looks like he can’t decide whether he’s going to fake-laugh or shit himself.

Running through the flames???

OMG yes - they complain about their rude-ass little children being ‘hyperactive’ all the time too...

You might not even be that broke - if your partner can get his Irish citizenship, a lot of European countries provide welfare benefits to citizens, even if they’re recent migrants.

Yep, I’m getting real tired of hearing Christians act like they invented morality...the Bible, if not explicitly endorsing, condones;