Preach, ma’am...

Uh, you do realise they had to recall textbooks recently because they said that slaves “IMMIGRATED” to America?

I do - remember how Paul Ryan was positively GLEEFUL about passing his big tax cut, because they had every intention of using the hole they blew in the budget to justify cutting Social Security/Medicare down the line...They want to destroy anything they view as ‘welfare’ and they know that their donors will pay and…

It’s real easy to disappear a child nobody ever sees - that’s why the first thing these nutjobs do is make sure the kids are kept out of sight, then they don’t have to deal with awkward enquiries from the neighbors when the head count starts to be a little off.

It would have started when the older children started getting independent-minded and trying to test their parents’ rules, maybe even wanting to go to a real school or move out of the house - if you the kind of sicko who wants to raise a family of Bible-breeders, you think children should be seen and not heard, and…

The wife’s sister said she stayed with them for awhile but had to move out because the dad wouldn’t quit spying on her in the shower...

Oh wow, that’s a good idea, I had never thought of that - now I feel bad about keeping my old phone as a TV remote when someone could be actually using it.

Yep, we were homeschooled for a couple of years when we lived overseas and we had to go for ‘playdates’ at some group for other expat homeschoolers...I think more for their benefit than ours, since we had actually learned the local language and made friends with the neighborhood kids.

I love how people keep saying “oh, she should have said no more forcefully/she should have left/I would have blah blah blah...”

Love this article!

Isn’t that what Tony Montana said...

And yet, here you are, still crapping up the discussion with your smug, self-congratulatory “Loook at MEEEEEE, I’m so cool. I don’t care about anything”

Yep, my BF is 6'3" and is easily carrying 20-30 extra pounds in the mid-section coming out of the off-season (amateur strongman) he’s got a 39-inch waist and he weighed in at 307 last week. - there’s no way Donny Doughboy is 36" and 236.

Nope, it would be like having an elderly, epileptic walrus belly-flopping wildly whilst prodding you repeatedly with a knob of warm liverwurst. :(

Jolly Ranchers? That was their first mistake - everyone knows that the best lure for white people is cheese.

Wonkette does some good work - and on the occasions they do fuck up, they are open to criticism and correction, which is a rare and beautiful thing.

NOPE

Two words.

Oh, we will...but in leaky little dribbles, punctuated by insane Twitter rants about how he has the bestest, most highest cholesterol....

Excuse me, but that is a beautiful dog with very good hair who does not deserve to be compared to the Crypt-keeper’s last-resort booty-call.