My current theory is that whenever a white person’s name is used in connection with the word ‘racist’ their necks glow scarlet and they are reflexively drawn to the nearest site containing POC, so they can vomit up their racist bile until they feel better.

Not just the US Caucasians either - the only thing that makes my cardio regimen amusing is peeping everyone in the neighborhood on my evening walks...the only time they close their curtains is in winter and even then not all the way. :P

You’re still thinking they actually CARE about recouping their investment - these people finally got a leader who makes them feel smart and proud of being ignorant racists and told them it was A-OK to blame all their problems on minorities and Democrats....

They don’t want to explain because it’s literally just testosterone-induced foolishness. And before anyone calls me a man-hater, I’m not saying it makes y’all bad, it just IS.

I said that exact thing after watching it - aside from the whole “White man Columbuses the mystical secrets of the Orient” thing, it would have been 100% lit if I had a lil’ bit of acid handy.

Well, this is going in my Christmas playlist forever.

Exactly - look at those crimps, they are perfect...

Yep, he messed up with that eye-contact...rookie mistake.

Um, they’re Royals. It’s a bit harsh to be casting aspersions on the younger ones for being lazy when none of them actually DO anything, unless you count showing up to ribbon-cuttings and medal-distributing as ‘work’.

Wow, really? We’re discussing the ‘context’ of public racism now?

It was this same pack of idiots who can’t even do fake news right - James O’Keefe is a complete fraud and the ONLY reason anyone pays any attention to his asinine ‘gotcha’ videos is because he’s white and he’s lying for Republicans.

I feel like this is part of the generalized resistance to the concept of a Universal Basic Income - aside from the fact that white people HATE the idea of brown people getting any sort of benefit without having to suffer for it, dudes KNOW that if women didn’t need their money, they’d have a lot less leeway to be…

I appreciate how you made the distinction between ‘good actors’ and ‘Jared Leto’ there. :P

My theory is that Beckyism is like a zombie bite...if you can neutralize the conversion before it becomes entrenched you may be able to save the person, but you have a very brief window to hack off the infected bits and cleanse the area with fire - between the ages of 16 and 24 I think they’re redeemable, but it’s a…

You couldn’t, aside from the messed-up citations, I saw pages with completely un-labelled graphs - I’m talking no legend, no axis labelling, NOTHING.

Forget plagiarized, that ‘dissertation’ was a complete joke - John Oliver showed some pages from it on his show and he had graphs in there with no labels, no legend, literally just a cut-and-pasted image that could be a graph of ANYTHING...

That is some pettiness after my own heart and I love you.

What do you mean by ‘accident’?

She doesn’t deserve cake, she deserves only brussels sprouts with mayo (that’s the grossest thing I can imagine).

I’m going to have to dispute that one - I love puppers nearly as much as cats, but let’s be real, a dog would be just as happy to do its business in the house if you let it and will definitely eat you if it gets hungry enough.