I don’t think it’s dementia, I think it’s tertiary syphilis...

Yeah, but unlike your average ballsack, it can be made into a delicious and satisfying snack.

Chitlins are the Devil’s work - but some polenta cooked up with chicken stock and then deep-fried is a revelation.

What about those people who unplug your stuff to ‘borrow’ your charger, get their juice and then split without plugging YOUR phone back in, like some kind of power-stealing ninja?

Oh, it does - they have basement conventions and YouTube channels now, although there’s not much running, or any activity that could be described as productive really; just petulant howling about how women are simultaneously frigid bitches who are conspiring in a Machiavellian plot to eliminate mankind while also…

I cried like a damn baby when I heard that little girl pleading with her momma like that - just the fact that she had already accepted that these fuckers would happily kill them for no goddamn reason and at FOUR-YEARS-OLD she’s looking at her father’s body, figuring out how to stay calm enough to live tore my heart…

I recently discovered that Juggalos are actually pretty anti-racist...I know, I assumed that a bunch of drunken weirdos painting their faces white were gonna be all kinds of problematic too, but apparently not.

Good, he should have been, given that he actually made a threat as opposed to the Senator, who simply expressed her hope that some American hero would realize his true calling before Trump manages to turn the entire country into a garbage fire.

Jesus God, I think I’m asexual now.

Sloane Stephens all the way - she’s not on Serena’s level yet, but I still remember seeing them face off at Wimbledon a few years back, it was glorious. If she can shake off her injuries she could be great.

Weird, pretty sure the Secret Service didn’t come looking for Ted Nugent when he threatened to shoot Obama...

Nope, not at all. You might score a nice apartment being rich, but I’ve been to Jakarta and of the several less-developed countries I’ve visited, it was the worst. It’s hot and polluted and crazy crowded, the infrastructure is crap and people drive like they’re commuting in a Mad Max movie, your neighbors are either…

Did you even read the article before you started getting in your feelings?

On the upside, they can’t blame BLM for the Juggalo/alt-White curbstomping party that will undoubtedly ensue, so there’s that...

LOL, is THAT was those things are called? Yeah, I can just see her puffy pout-face in one of these. :P

Listen at that whine, lol...truly a magnificent example of the wussy little fuccbois who think they’re the ‘master race’.

Why should they respect a fairytale? Respect is EARNED, not demanded just because you choose to believe something you have zero evidence for. And without even getting into the sheer masochism of choosing to believe in a God who supposedly wrote a book saying it’s OK for your people to be enslaved, this whole…

She got her work done early, it'll take a bit longer to start showing but when she hits her 40's, it's Cryptkeeper time for Ivanka - have you seen her mother lately?

It gives me life every time I remember that Pauline's shop is actually owned by a Vietnamese family now 😂

That and the fact that wypipo love the ILLUSION of danger, LOL…
Here they can gawk at kangaroos (who are MEAN, yo) and swim with sharks and go to the Outback and pretend to be rugged outdoorsmen like the Crocodile Hunter, but everyone speaks English and still thinks Americans are cool so it's not scary.