Eh, I first thought you were high-level trolling after remembering I had seen your name around here or oppo in the past. Here’s hoping the Jez burn heals up nicely!

The video even has a “Esst mehr Obst!” appeal in it.

Nifty.

I’ll admit I would sample that. You know, for science.

I’ll grab a coffee in a bit and see if that can’t be helped with a bit of a mask. I have a sneaking suspicion that it’ll look much better w/o the Nike swoops.

Just judging from the confused look pictured here, I’d say they have recently woken up one of the clones. Hence the juvenile hair output.

Spinelli pour l’Homme ... the new jalop fragrance in town.

This got so many recommendations that I feel like jumping the bandwagon ... but it’s all but deserved.

Eh, it couldn’t have made visibility much worse at the beginning. ;)

Works for me. ;)

Gotta run that 1/4 mile in less than 1/4 miles!

To be fair, they pretty much sold him a car promised to do things it did not do. Not just in terms of fuel consumption, but also in terms of technology built in.

Damn, why is the Reviera Line/Exeter-Paignton route never included in sales! D:

Why stop working in a place that gives you Jaaags?

The lead image convinced me that you are secretly both of the Winklevoss twins.

You could always change the Eco:Boost ration.

I mean, the EB is generally “the high-performance option” at least on trucks and SUVs.

But Doug, wouldn’t that whole approach be like naming the economy-oriented part of the model lineup or technology something like “RadBLUEtech”? Oh ... I see!

What if the defeat device story is what got Piëch to distance himself from Winterkorn? The implications!

I like it ... tried it myself after casually scrolling over replies to see if there was any translation yet. Didn’t spot it.