Given the aesthetic I think you could go with NASA emblems

I need a video of this hooning about. For science.

Can one get tetanus from the internet?

Also on the counter was a dual-action paint polisher

And this is why I begin drinking around lunchtime on my days off. Well, it’s one reason.

I’ve thought of this too...and we have no children.

“We can try to understand it, but there’s nothing we can do to affect it in any way.”

Just a small town girl
Livin’ in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin’ anywhere

Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train goin’ anywhere

Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 10⁹⁹.

https://xkcd.com/435/

Nope, another frighteningly good Comedy Central cartoon...Drawn together.

Gay dude.

This has to qualify for......

No deal, can’t drive an island.

Fail Rated.

I’m always amazed by the type of person who just can’t wait to get the the comment section of these types of articles so they can detail just how stupid the victim is, hand-wave the predatory nature of the lender/bank/dealership and gush about how they would never have fallen for a scheme like that. I can never tell…

If I had a face like a Kafka-esque nightmare and a mouth like an anus, I might be losing it, too.

So I just googled who this guy is and this is what immediately came up.

“This is an incredible bike. It’s stealth—you can’t see it. So when I talk to even people from the other side, they’re trying to order our bike. They like the fact that you can’t see it. I said, “How would it do in a race with your bike?” They say, “Well we have one problem—we can’t see your bike.” That’s a big…

I’m pro chrome trim and pep boys fake shit. It reminds you that as George Carlin said: