Can one get tetanus from the internet?

Also on the counter was a dual-action paint polisher

Nope, another frighteningly good Comedy Central cartoon...Drawn together.

Gay dude.

This has to qualify for......

No deal, can’t drive an island.

Fail Rated.

I’m always amazed by the type of person who just can’t wait to get the the comment section of these types of articles so they can detail just how stupid the victim is, hand-wave the predatory nature of the lender/bank/dealership and gush about how they would never have fallen for a scheme like that. I can never tell…

If I had a face like a Kafka-esque nightmare and a mouth like an anus, I might be losing it, too.

So I just googled who this guy is and this is what immediately came up.

“This is an incredible bike. It’s stealth—you can’t see it. So when I talk to even people from the other side, they’re trying to order our bike. They like the fact that you can’t see it. I said, “How would it do in a race with your bike?” They say, “Well we have one problem—we can’t see your bike.” That’s a big…

I’m pro chrome trim and pep boys fake shit. It reminds you that as George Carlin said:

Every time? Are you sure?

Hunter-Reay nearly lost his head. Halos, anybody?

Earned confidence. Kids born in the 80's and 90's need to understand that term.

I had to do my googles on this guy and holy shit how have I not heard of him?

“It’s about fucking time, dipshits.”

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

Will still fap

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