You’re complicating this. This is nice, but it’s much much simpler.

1. Buy model / toy cars
2. Remove from packaging
3. Display them on your desk or shelf, or move them around on your desk while you’re on the phone
4. Make car noises
5. Offer zero fucks.

Happened to see this meme then check jalopnik, seems fitting.

Depends on what you’re polishing

I come from a long line of hairy Scandinavians; I’d go up like an old Christmas Tree if I caught a spark.

I’m not (often) naked when I’m in there working with a bench grinder.

This doesn’t seem so bad! I’ve seriously considered it for my own garage. Keep the doors shut (because frigid Michigan winters) while not sacrificing that sweet, sweet natural light.

By finding the best parking spot ever.

I vote CP simply because I’m 6'9" and could never fit in one properly and I can never experience the majestic beauty that is the Miata.

Mountain Men edition Willys Pickup, complete with pack of mountain lion hunting Beagles.

Erik was writing it on his phone while driving, give him a break.

There should be an R in “Your”.

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At first I was like.........then I was like......

I don’t go to Reddit, I don’t go to PM, so I could give a flying fuck if this story or any other story was published there last night or last week. Jalop is a good place to find stories about motorized stuff and on a regular basis some good comment threads.

Don’t listen to these pansy ass liberals. Obama’s presidency was awful - here are some of the things that the liberal media won’t cover that the Republicans (good on them!) won’t tolerate:

I love this look so long as it doesn’t go too big and into “monster car” territory. So much more useful than a lowered car.