Almonds don’t make “milk”. You’re drinking nut juice. Straight up.

Can you register to not vote? I’ll do that.

Stop with the Jordan talk everytime something good happens for Lebron. HE WILL NEVER BE MICHAEL JORDAN. Once he won his first he commanded the game of basket ball. He bent it to his will. No other player in the history of this sport will ever 3peat, leave to go play another sport, come back and 3peat again. And he did…

Fuck you. YOU get out.

Riiight...the fight for justice and equality should quit so you can maintain your sanity. And here I thought the world revolved around the Sun...

No Bernie, no vote. See how simple that was?

Human music. Hmm...

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I’m going to apologize for the caps now. WHY ARE PEOPLE ACKNOWLEDGING/TALKING ABOUT/RESPONDING TO THIS COMEPLETE INSANE BULLSHIT ?!?! SHE’S A FUCKIN WHITE WOMEN IN BLACKFACE !!! I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST IN A CRACKER BARREL, THIS SHIT IS ON TV !?!? MATT LAUER INTERVIEWED HER IN A SERIOUS MANNER ?!?! HAS EVERYBODY GONE MAD…

That's just not true. You can tell a 2 year old, "no cookies before dinner", and they may still feel inclined to grab one. And when they do, they sneak it...why? The child isn't old enough to even spell sneaking. And when you confront the child, he/she would hide the cookie behind their back...why? A child doesn't…

It's crazy that a white man can be so out of touch with reality and the plight of his fellow man that he requires a "Coming Out Simulator" in order to understand why being homophobic is bad. Every human being is born with an inherent understanding of right and wrong. There is no human alive who could honestly tell you…

If a game is so mind-numbingly repetitive that you need to build a robot to play for you, why not spend that time...oh i don't know...playing something else? Like, anything else at all.

Thank you. That seems like the theme of every video game/movie since forever.White dudes and their damn God complex...

"...we already have a clear idea to some extent..." That's either a translation thing or a lil bit of bullshit.

I went on that ! Summer camp trip. Fourteen of us started the journey up and all but two of us made it to the top without wuss'n out. You can see a water tower in Canada from up there. There's a cool sign at the beginning of the slide that advises you to keep your hands close to your body and extremely rigid. Then it…

Where does the poop go ?

I hate to say it but he's absolutely right. At least in MY case. I am a 28 year old man boy. And although I would consider myself somewhat attractive, I am extremely immature, selfish and lazy. My extreme training/weight loss not withstanding. And goddamnit if I don't love my video games. Xbox is the girl that never…

Joakim is an anagram for Kojima. So...yeah.

My sister had that Spice Girls Game. My parental units bought her a PS1 after they got me the N64. Obviously, she got bored with it. I quietly inherited it, bought Metal Gear Solid and got my mind blown. I don't really remember getting laid for the first time, but dammit if I'll ever forget Psycho Mantis moving my…

That's Prescott, obviously, and two Onyx Guards. So...it's after Gears 3.