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Like the time he was chased across the British countryside by three Nazis, two Beefeaters, a weird looking bald man, an old man being pushed in his rickety wheelchair by a sexy nurse, a dozen women in their underwear, and a bobby to the tune of Yakey Sax.

It depends on person to person. Being in a situation like that, where your body is in self-defense fight or flight mode, can rewire parts of your brain due to the stressors you experience. A soldier goes into a war zone and has a bomb go off twenty feet away, killing everyone else on the squad, just once, but that’s a

Haha, I met him a second time after a show in my college town of Chico, CA (his next show was the taping of “Voice in my Head”), he signed his name and wrote “Prozac Works!” on my program.

He’ll always be Dave from Titus to me.

I think the best episodes from season 4 were better than the best episode from season 6.

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Dean Pelton and Abed hit it big with “Tik Tok/MeowMeowBeanz” for Dean’s costumes and exuberance. It is rewarded. He was just a bad dean.

oops you just failed your police officer exam

They are called “Alexes”

Go ahead and take your star(burns).

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He was such a stupid get. 

What about movies that create stuff specifically for the trailers?

The oversaturation of now-primitive CGI is the worst thing about CS. Even the obvious green screens of ToD and LC are charming in their own hokey way, but the CGI heavy scenes in CS just look like somebody filmed rides at Universal Studios Florida.

This whole article would have been better served with the title “Indiana Jones 5: Where’s the beouf??”

there is contrarianism spurred by perversity, where your article of faith has to be full commitment to something everybody knows is not true but you have to act exactly as though it is true...and then there is contrarianism that demands perversity, that you upend the natural order and swear that margarine is better

Tomorrow Never Dies” is an underrated torch song for sure (and the movie gave us KD Lang’s “Surrender” and Pulp’s [rejected] “Tomorrow Never Lies”, which both rule). I am, however, shocked and appalled at the “The World Is Not Enough” erasure going on. It still bangs!

his work on The Green Knight makes his return to high fantasy all the more alluring

Other than the classic Bond runes , I always liked the Garbage : The world is not enough, and Chris Cornell’s :You know my name ones.

Jane Curtin.